Game--I WISH

Granted, but only if you had pink slippers.

I wish I could turn into a tree.

 

granted but you get locked up in prison and can't turn it off.

i wish the cable guy would have to wait for me tommorrow instead of vice versa.

 

granted, but he comes over and assrapes you so hard you die from bloodloss.

I wish this thread was taken more seriously.

 

Granted, but it's been moved to www.stickupyourass.com

I wish I had wooden legs with real feet.

 

Granted. It's 3.

I wish I knew how to train my dog how to bring me my beers.

 

Granted. But he will take a few sips out of them himself every time.

I wish I could make a living playing music.

 

Granted but it's the bongos and you can only play w/ your balls.

I wish I was a good dancer.

 

Granted, you now make your living at a strip club with a big rainbow flag at the entrance.

I wish I invented Napster.

 

granted, but now ur 5,000,000,000 dollars in debt.

I wish goose didn't die.

 

Granted. But the only music people can download is Isabel's armpit-farting music.

I wish they could remake the movie "the three amigos" starring TJ,Basso and Bigtexx.

 

Granted but its the skin flute.

 

Granted. But now you have to watch it. Twice!

I wish I could stop reading this thread

 

Granted, but the only other thread is "why do I find 400lb guys hot" started by BigSherv.


I wish I had a plate of Outback cheese fries in front of me

 

Granted, your eyes are plucked out by rabid chimps.

I wish that didn';t happen to you.

 

Granted, but now he's reading this thread again.

 

True!!!

I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner....

 

Not granted.