So I head down to the local Wal Mart today after work to pick up a Valentine's Day card and a couple of other items, and the place is absolute chaos. Typically, I avoid Wal Mart, but for some reason I thought I'd beat the rush by going today instead of tomorrow. First, I head to the card aisle. where to my horror I can't see a single opening through which to look. There were dozens of idiots there who stood exactly 1 inch from the fixture reading every ******* card. I swear it seemed like nobody wanted to move. On top of that there were a bunch of little kids running around like crazy yelling, screaming, and crying. So I said, screw this, and went to look for some chocolate. Lo and behold, the chocolate isle is even worse. Tons of little hoodlums tearing sh*t up like they never left the damn house before. Meanwhile, the 300 lb mothers sit there and stare at the candy like they were in some kind of fat woman euphoria. Again, I say screw this and went back to the card aisle. After waiting for like 5 minutes between the group of illiterates, I finally squeezed my way through another couple of fat women (have I mentioned that there are lots of fat people at Wal Mart?) and grabbed two cards. Land Monster #1 glares at me like I stole her bucket of fried chicken, and Land Monster #2 goes "Excuuuuse Me?" and started saying something incoherent in Spanish. At this point, I didn't turn back and got the hell out. I didn't bother going back to the chocolate aisle, because after what I saw, I don't think I could ever have an appetite for chocolate ever again. When I got to the gym, I ran an extra two miles and had grilled chicken for dinner. Lesson to be learned: don't f*cking do your shopping at Wal Mart. Some of the rudest, most inconsiderate degenerates I've ever seen. Not to mention the hordes of little kids in diapers demonizing the damn place. Next time I'm going to Target.
which Walmart is this? I was planning on passing by the one by my house after i get out of work here at 11pm.
This is the one on I-35 @ Parmer in Austin. You should be okay if you're heading down there at 11P though. The degenerates should have thinned out by then, no pun intended.
You must have gone to a Wal-Mart is SW Houston..... I swear...my wife and I WON'T go to Wal-Mart...only Target. I might pay a few cents more, but it's well worth it. Wal-Mart is like a melting-pot for every illegal and ghetto blasting fool in this city to shop at. I live in Sugar Land and even the Wal-Mart in Missouri City is full of Fat White Trash women!!!!
The one on Highway 6? Near Dulles St or something? My uncle lives literally walking distance from there and I don't mind going there, but you are right, the Target across the street absolutely OWNS
I had to go there to buy a bike and holy crap. NEVER AGAIN. I am dead serious. I will make a pact with someone to never go again and we can hold eachother accountable. That place is TERRIBLE. Freaking ants...that's my word for mindless people...ants everywhere! Rude, loud, dirty, nasty people. Ugh! I will happily pay more at other places. I am serious about this....I am done with Walmart.
You got what you deserved for: A) Going to Wal-Mart in the first place B) Going to Wal-Mart for Valentine's Day gifts C) Going to Wal-Mart on the day before Valentine's Day looking for Valentine's Day gifts Congrats, you have neither common sense nor taste.
I have some major stories about the Super Wal-Mart in Nacogdoches! My wife and I, after graduation from SFA, lived in Nac for a little while and going to Wal-Mart and looking at all the fat asses was like rubbernecking at some horrible accident. You didn't want to look, but couldn't look away.
I've been to the Walmart off I-10 right before getting into downtown El Paso. There is no worse Walmart in the entire world. Picture the most crowded Walmart ever and triple the number of people...then have none of them speak English...they are all from across the border (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Sweet! Beware RM95 & co. will come along and tell you just because you live a healthy lifestyle doesn't give you the right to post about it on the bbs and call other people fat. Hilarious story nonetheless, I only thought my wal mart over here in clear lake off el dorado was the worst one.
I just got back from the one on 290 and Tidwell. I knew it was going to be hell. But it was a go(sh) darn car wreck that I had to see. There were a few cute chicks there. Some little hispanic hotties. Plenty of fat white chicks, people from the Barrio, people from the Ghettos, people from the trailors, people from the temples. The employees at Wal-Mart were doing their Wal-Mart employee things. I'm going tommorow morning to buy some construction paper, and make a card, and put a picture of me and a friend on it. Cause that's my dog, and I love her a lot. I hope we have the same lunch tommorow. She ought to buy me lunch tommorow, but I will of course. If I don't wake up early enough to go to Wal-Mart, oh freaking well. I will just take some white printer paper, and fold it and doodle on it. Always Target I could go to tommorow also. Or Kroger. I bought some Salsa, and I bought two box of kiddy valentine day cards. I got Harry Potter, and Batman.
Target kicks Walmart's @ss in so many ways. And what's worse is Walmart is trying oh so hard to be like Target now, but it just doesn't work. Walmart is evil...but a necessary evil.
