In honor of the Dark Lord's latest example of manly men in the fullness of their manhood, this special Blizzard of the Century version of Caption It! "Last time I used one of these I was drawing a bead on Santa Ana!"
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun Hir dog day's just begun Now everybody is on the run What did hir daddy do It's Cheney's last I.O.U.
Why don't they go help fight the war they started instead of wasting time shooting defenseless animals!!! See how it feels to be shot at rather than shooting at innocent animals (or in this case innocent hunting buddies ) who can't protect themselves.
I'd rather they eradicate squirrels. These pesky critters are known to attack people for no reason. We must defend ourselves... Also when we kill them, we must gorge on them with glee!
Seriously, they are a realized threat. Check this out from the BBC :... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
You have a big problem with Russian Squirrels in Tennessee do you? Seriously, different species of squirrels have different levels of aggression. In Houston there are two species of squirrel, fox squirrels and gray squirrels. The gray squirrels have white bellies and the fox have red. The fox squirrels go completely crazy in the presence of any other squirrel while the gray squirrels can hang out with any number of other squirrels with no problem. Even though the gray squirrels are 2x the size of the fox squirrels, the fox squirrels go completely crazy in their presence and will drive the gray squirrels, whom I've never seen fight with another squirrel at all, off. Anyway, Roxran, I would hate to see how you'd react if you somehow became infested with marmots. Given that they are essentially giant ground squirrels, I think I'd have to call homeland security to make sure they lock down the WMD's.
EXCLUSIVE: First Photo of Cheney Shooting Victim The above photo shows Vice President Dick Cheney speaking to reporters at the bedside of the man who he "accidentally" shot this weekend while on a hunting trip in Texas (full story). A spokesman for the vice president identified the shooting victim as Harry Whittington, but sources close to the incident suggest "Harry Whittington" is a Secret Service code name for Cheney's indicted former chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. "Honestly, I didn't mean to shoot Scoot-- I mean, Harry Whittington," the vice president told reporters in "Mr. Whittington's" hospital recovery room. The shooting occurred several days after it was revealed that Mr. Libby told special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald he was ordered by Vice President Cheney to leak classified national security documents to the press. The revelation could cost Cheney his job and whatever remains of his reputation amongst both Democrats and Republicans. An EMT who attended to "Mr. Whittington" told the Huffington Post that, during the ambulance ride, he overheard Cheney mumbling, "Who's leaking now, f***ker?" and, "F***ker survived. Gotta work on my aim." The EMT later remarked to the vice president, "Harry Whittington? That sounds like a made-up name." When contacted for clarification on Cheney's reply, the Huffington Post has learned the emergency worker has disappeared. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/exclusive-first-photo-of_b_15538.html
