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Steven Segal is All Over USA Network this Weekend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Stone Cold Hakeem, Jan 24, 2006.

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  1. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Good Guys marathon all weekend and then Submerged premieres Sunday. Does life get any better than this?
     
    #1 Stone Cold Hakeem, Jan 24, 2006
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    Screw Steven Segal, its about Van Damme
     
    #2 pradaxpimp, Jan 24, 2006
  3. Xenochimera

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    bruce lee>all
     
    #3 Xenochimera, Jan 24, 2006
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    One word : Chuck.

    Somebody close this thread for it is now at its apex.
     
    #4 Dr of Dunk, Jan 24, 2006
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    #5 Mr. Brightside, Jan 24, 2006
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    Steven Who? :rolleyes:
     
    #6 DollarBill, Jan 24, 2006
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    They should just rename all of his movies: "Steven Segal Loves Himself"
     
    #7 codell, Jan 24, 2006
  8. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Don't hate. Steven Segal knows Aikido.
     
    #8 Stone Cold Hakeem, Jan 24, 2006
  9. Manny Ramirez

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    Can't - the title has 4 words and all his movies (for the most part) are 3 word titles.
     
    #9 Manny Ramirez, Jan 24, 2006
  10. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Its like Haiku, the highest form of poetry. Such is the greatness of Segal.
     
    #10 Stone Cold Hakeem, Jan 24, 2006
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    Gay Ass Ponytail
    Acting In Monotone
    Steve Needs Liposuction
    Single Facial Expression
     
    #12 Buck Turgidson, Jan 24, 2006
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    I watch Segal movies for one reason. To laugh at the acting.

    It's like Segal can't act, so they compensate by hiring a crappy supporting cast.
     
    #13 swilkins, Jan 24, 2006
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    Seagal's 2001 hit Exit Wounds, co-starring DMX might be the crowning achievement in his long, glorious career.
     
    #14 Mr. Brightside, Jan 24, 2006
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    i'm glad i'm not the only one.


    and someone needs to mass produce those chuck norris 2008 bumperstickers. i would proudly slap that thing on the bumper any day of the week.... :D
     
    #15 Hakeem06, Jan 24, 2006
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    Segal Loves Himself
    I love myself
    I'm So Awesome


    Quit trying to be difficult Manny.
     
    #16 codell, Jan 24, 2006
  17. GotGame15

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    i hate steven segal...that fool looks like he is looking straight at the sun all the time
     
    #17 GotGame15, Jan 24, 2006
  18. Manny Ramirez

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    Wasn't that the name of a Fatty thread??!! :eek: ;)
     
    #18 Manny Ramirez, Jan 24, 2006
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