Speaking of online dating, what is up with these photos? Honestly, it always seems like the most white-trash-looking people will put up their one and only good looking photo of themselves, and it is the incessantly hideous "Glamour Shot." BTW, it always seems that the woman is always looking seductively over her shoulder with a freaking Boa. Where else do you ever see a Boa? Anyway, I'm trying to come up with some funny material on the dreaded "Glamour Shot." Anyone else have something funny to say about these?
Oh, I forgot the "in lieu of Boa, provocatively hold your shirt collar." Man that turns me on! Here are some:
Post some example pics. Then we can caption them like these guys. Stupid Haircuts Throwing up Hotti Lame Tattoos
OMG, I have a glamour shot of my wife when she was 15 with the exact same collar grab pose...of course, she doesn't look like a two dollar hooker or the love child of Andre the Giant and Roseanne... ...and I'm still trying to figure out if these glamour shot places use some kind of alien goo to get people's hair up that high, or if it's some type of gravitational force thing. Lord knows no earthly substance is able to get hair up to those kinds of heights...
My wife and I want to go get a Glamour Shot portrait of ourselves, cheesey background and all (I want the one with lasers). There is an even cheaper version of it at Almeda Mall. We would love it.
There was always that one guy in highschool who was questionable on his sexuallity that took them and handed them out to girls at school. You gotta love acid washed demim and studded leather.
there use to be rampant in Plano (suburb of dallas) because there was a glamour shots in the Collin Creek Mall. Other than that, i haven't seen that many. Although i have seen the whole teeny bopper girl, with the glossy photo thing and I find that childish and girly.
