SAVE ME FROM p*rn! If you think it's a joke...read a bit. While you're doing that, take a break and make a prayer for that dude who can't stop masturbating.
I want me one of those "Jesus Loves p*rn Stars" T-shirts with John Holmes picture on it. It'll look great onstage!
must........resist...............bad............pun............. ...looks like he needs a helping hand.... .....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! forgive me father, for I have sinned. I know that I'm not supposed to use bad puns, but I can't resist....
It's doable, just takes a lot of focus and concentration. I've not looked at the last 4 months of my FHM, Maxim, Stuff, and Giant magazines since I started to uh try to become master of my domain, so to speak. Lucky for me those subscriptions were all free I also read a great book called "Every Young Man's Battle." teaches you about not letting your senses go out of control (I work in Midtown, very very hard. The amount of girls around here, it's a good thing I cant see anything without my glasses on!).
LMAO http://www.jukeboxed.com/x3/kittens.wmv I know that the whole "every time you masturbate God kills a kitten" thing has been around for a while. I just think it's funny they made a video.
