Your Mamma's so fat...

I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

Before that, I had to roll her in dough to find the wet spot.

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When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of Uma Thurman.

 

she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


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"The girls danced, started fondling me, I got aroused, they performed oral sex," Ewing said. "I hung around a little bit and talked to them, then I left."

 

...she performed Oral sex on Patrick Ewing

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"You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen , You've got White-Out all over your srceen"
- Weird Al Yankovic .

 

When she sees a schoolbus go by she yells "Stop that twinkie!" :~D

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"The early bird may get the worm, but so does the bird that finished off the tequila bottle the night before"

 

Yo mama's so fat...

... her shadow is overweight.
... the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh-eating disease and gave her 125 years to live.
... when she bends over, daylight savings time goes into effect.
... police spotted her on a street corner and started screaming, "Break it up!", "Break it up!"
... they put speed bumps in front of the donut shop
... when she "hauls ass" she makes 2 trips.
... she tried to get an all-body tan and the sun gave up.
... her flight from Houston to Dallas taxi'd all the way there.
... when she turns back around people throw her a welcome back party.
... she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
... she sat on a dollar and made change.
... she's on both sides of the family.
... when she walks in front of the tv, you miss the first 5 minutes of your show.
... when she ran away as a kid, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
... she gets runs in her jeans.
... when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
... her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
... her nickname is "Damn!".
... she can't wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
... her roller skates got a flat.
... when she runs, I smell bacon.
... she cut herself and gravy poured out.
... she leaves stretchmarks on the bathtub.
... her blood type is Ragu.
... she lost at hide and seek when they spotted her behind the Himalayas.
... she jumped for joy.... and got stuck.

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"Colson makes a mockery of the PG position. It's like he's out there playing 1 on 9." -- pippendagimp with some candid player evaluations.

 

when she was in the classroom, she sat next to everybody...

when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell..

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Your mammas so fat she ate that singer fat domino.

...just made that one up.

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Your mammas fatter than Kelvin Cato's contract.

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Your mammas so fat she has more posts than Fatty Fatbastard.

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I don't know what that means.

 

when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.


I know, its bad

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I figure the odds be 50/50,
I just might have something to say.

 

. . . her weight exceeds the medically recommended figure for women of her age and height.

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The time for logic and reason has come and gone.

It's homer time now. Believe.

 

...when someone yells, "Kool Aid!" she comes bustin' through the wall.

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Who's your buddy? Who's your pal? I am, aren't I?

 

Jeff's was the funniest so far unless his wasn't original, like mine.

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[This message has been edited by Rockettebustier (edited July 27, 2001).]

 

Your mama is so fat...I took her to a restaurant, she looked at the menu, and said "ok"!!

That was lame, but it's one of my favorites.

Cod




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Cod, i really don't get that one...
Your mama is so fat...
-she eats Wheat Thicks.
-people jog around her for exercise.
-when she floats in the ocean Spain claims her as part of the New World.

I found these and others at
http://jokes.glowport.com/ym01.html
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[This message has been edited by Stevierebel (edited July 27, 2001).]

 

Double post. Sorry


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[This message has been edited by Stevierebel (edited July 27, 2001).]

 

Your mammas so fat she asked Hakeem Olajuwon if she could taste one of his Dream shakes.

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[This message has been edited by Rockettebustier (edited July 27, 2001).]

 

your mammas so fat it took her 365 days to complete a turnaround jumper.

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