Who has done more to promote freedom around the world - the MIC or Vince Young?

but does not chuck conquer ALL?

your not questioning the limits of chucks power, are you? better be carefull with that kind of talk or you might find yourself at the receiving end of a roundhouse kick courtesy of chuck norris and his size 12 ropers.

 

he can conquer all..but it's not in his nature. he'd be less than chuck if conquered that which is decent and honorable. he conquers people against goodness and normalcy. he can't conquer vince. he wouldn't be chuck any longer if he conquered vince. he'd be that which he seeks to conquer.

 

Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Vince Young in the face. Vince Young stiff-armed him, thre him to the ground, and struck a Heisman pose.

 

The chief export of Vince Young is TD's.

 

I remember after going though the tunnel at the Louisiana Laffayette game, VY cured a fan of blindness, and during halftime fed all of Memorial Stadium on 2 hotdogs, a popcorn and a stale beer.

 

i believe in the old testament chuck - a vengeful chuck, with plagues of locusts, rivers of blood and roundhouse kicks.

chuck is great, but chuck must be feared by all.

 

VY is not worthy of being compared to Chuck, but I do hear he does all his training on a Total Gym..

 

vince and chuck got ahold of a delorian and were planning to go back in time to nazi germany to kill hitler. unfortunately, the delorian broke down so they had to strap the flux capacitor to vince's helmet and chuck jumped on his back. vince actually ran 88 m.p.h., thus activating the flux capacitor and taking them back to 1936 nazi germany. they found hitler at the local beer hall and chuck jumped off vince's back and gave hitler a nice roundhouse to the moustache, thus saving us all from WWII.

afterwards huey lewis wrote a song about it and chuck ended up giving him a roundhouse kick for sucking.

 

old testament chuck spared sodom and gomorrah for just ONE righteous man. VY is a righteous man.