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[Not Cool] Hemmrrohid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by reggietodd, Jan 3, 2006.

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  1. A-Train

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    [TMI]What the doctor will probably do is tie a little rubber band around the hemorrhoid, so it "falls off" due to lack of blood flow[/TMI]
     
    #21 A-Train, Jan 3, 2006
  2. Oski2005

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    #22 Oski2005, Jan 3, 2006
  3. RunninRaven

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    Or out, as it were.
     
    #23 RunninRaven, Jan 3, 2006
  4. Two Sandwiches

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    Well, too bad he's not Mr. Slave, or else he wouldn't have to worry about that...



    /badjokeattempt
     
    #24 Two Sandwiches, Jan 3, 2006
  5. reggietodd

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    Nope. :) I'm not reading those threads anymore until AFTER the game. There are too many homers and know-it-alls around here (including myself) to have a reasonable debate about the rose bowl.
     
    #25 reggietodd, Jan 3, 2006
  6. mateo

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    They can also use lasers and burn the little bugger out.

    My roommate at college had this problem. Eat fiber. Drink water. Avoid coffee, tea, soda for awhile. Eat more fiber. Buy some Tucks wipes because it eases the pain. Because if you dont, you can get an anal fissure.

    He crapped blood for 2 months.
     
    #26 mateo, Jan 3, 2006
  7. vlaurelio

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    didn't they ran out of stock.. some group of people bought a ton of them I heard..
     
    #27 vlaurelio, Jan 3, 2006
  8. Ubiquitin

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    hahahaha!
     
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  9. micah1j

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    Best thread of the year! :D
     
    #29 micah1j, Jan 3, 2006
  10. jo mama

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    i had one once...back in july 1998. it was pretty dang painful. it hurt to walk, it hurt to sit down, it hurt to lay down. basically, it just hurt.
     
    #30 jo mama, Jan 3, 2006
  11. Saint Louis

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    My hemorrhoid turned to anal fissure. My wife nicknamed it Roy. Roy was very painful. Aw, those soothing Tucks pads. I just thought I’d add my TMI story to the thread.
     
    #31 Saint Louis, Jan 3, 2006
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    #32 Svpernaut, Jan 4, 2006
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    #33 OmegaSupreme, Jan 4, 2006
  14. mateo

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    Freaking hillarious.
     
    #34 mateo, Jan 4, 2006
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