Since the search function has been disabled and I was so inspired by Redneck Haikus I thought I would start another Rockets Haiku thread. Please join in!!! If If Hakeem leaves us I am going to miss him He had lots of heart
Why would he just leave? It shouldn't be about cash We can pay him more ------------------ I'm looking for a job, so hire me "And I just have to smile and say 'well, I hope so' while I'm really thinking inside how I'd like to just strangle them and take their job."
If, Then If Hakeem leaves us All the Bizzare Injuries Rockets Docs No More ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
four two and two one under appreciated they will have their day ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
When Hakeem leaves us, wait no more for The Dreamshake, welcome petulant youth. ------------------ "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak. Because someday you will have been all of these."
The Rockets are dumb For trading Hakeem the Dream I will make them pay! ------------------ Protrolls.com! Keep the ???? alive! The ZRBucks!
I hope that he stays All of Houston loves the Dream He is an icon When he retires If he is still in Houston Dream statue downtown Please stay here Hakeem End your career in Houston The right thing to do ------------------ I'm looking for a job, so hire me "And I just have to smile and say 'well, I hope so' while I'm really thinking inside how I'd like to just strangle them and take their job."
Time to go Old hall of famer asking for young buck money its time to go now... ------------------ This space left intentionally blank...
eighteen seasons two rings all time blocks leader underappreciated ------------------ Reactions after The Rockets got Eddie Griffin for 3 draft picks "Eddie For 3 ... Yes!!! O Mother!!!!!!!"
All I'm saying is If Kelvin Cato's starting We are in trouble. Seventeen years now Hakeem has been a Rocket Sad it has to end. ------------------ I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip that I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Who do you love? Hakeem may leave us But we are rocket fans first! Never forget that ------------------ I figure the odds be 50/50, I just might have something to say.
Poetic to see a Nigerian rocket fizzle on takeoff. ------------------ "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak. Because someday you will have been all of these."
Hurry up Hakeem We shouldn't lose Mo Taylor Shandon or Moochie ------------------ I'm looking for a job, so hire me "And I just have to smile and say 'well, I hope so' while I'm really thinking inside how I'd like to just strangle them and take their job."
Big Ego Hakeem was the best now he is only decent but not in his mind ------------------ Clutchcity.net... source for all your Rockets, Astros, political, music, humor, and Gordita news.
