Bush: And Jesus said, "Thou shalt be a great leader and shall build a mighty shield against the missils of Satan's army. And then Jesus said, do not heal the mentally ill, execute them...amen." Pope: Lord, tell me this is a test of my faith, I promise to be a better pope, I promise I will never watch Baywatch again, just please wake me up now... ------------------ Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete silence-their speech centers are destroyed-except for the crackle of sparks and the popping of singed flesh as they apply electrodes up and down the spine. White smoke of burning flesh hangs in the motionless air. A group of children have tied an idiot to a post with barbed wire and built a fire between his legs and stand watching with bestial curiosity as the flames lick his thighs. His flesh jerks in the fire with insect agony.
Bush: "There once was a man from Nantucket..." ------------------ Reporter asks "How close were you to the victim?" Shorty says,"Real close until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I took my tongue out of her ass and left." Shorty - Marlon Wayans "Scary Movie" Go Rockets!!! SS
This just in. The Faukland Islands have been invaded. The disputed islands lay off the coast of... ------------------ Life is a **** sandwich. The more bread you have, the less **** you have to take. You can Run from the bet, you can Rave at the bet...but you just can't hide.
As good a caption as one may write, nothing could be funnier than the picture itself! ------------------ RealGM Gafford Art Artisan Cakes
Oh Pole! You make me laugh out loud!!!!! ------------------ I figure the odds be 50/50, I just might have something to say.
I am the President of the United States, why would I need a copy of the Ten Commandments? ------------------
Popey: Damn, can't he at least pronounce God correctly! ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
"Gheeeesh....This is the closest I'll ever get to some bush." ------------------ humble, but hungry. [This message has been edited by PhiSlammaJamma (edited July 23, 2001).]
------------------ Rockets' offseason tasks in order of priority: Get rid of Cato under any circumstances - ideally in a trade (with draft picks from us to them) that brings us Raef LaFrentz (dreaming). Re-Sign Hakeem. Re-Sign Mo Taylor. Re-Sign Moochie and AirBullard. Pick up the Langhi option for another year. Sign-and-trade Shandon Anderson for Bo Outlaw.
..And than I got stoned during "Jesus Chirst Super Star" ------------------ Reactions after The Rockets got Eddie Griffin for 3 draft picks "Eddie For 3 ... Yes!!! O Mother!!!!!!!"
Now is the time to strike thought the table. The moment drew ever closer... ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
