I worked IT for a bank when I was in college. I worked upstairs with 5 other guys and we had a private restroom. I went almost everyday when I worked there. It was sort of a contest between us to try and make someone else run out from the smell. Now that I work at a school it is a little more difficult. First off ther are only 6 males that work in the school so they converted all the staff room bathrooms into womens. The only Men's room is in the front office, so I can't conciously blow that one up. It just seems wrong to make everyone in the office smell it. SO I utilize the gym bathrooms. They have had problems in the past with kids tearing them up, so the kids are not allowed in anymore. They keep them locked up and I am only one of three people with a key. I use it whenever the need arises, although not nearly as often as the bank bathroom.
Keep an extra pair of shoes hidden under your desk. Never wear these at any other time but when having a bowel movement at the office. When the urge arises, inconspicuously slip these on and hurry unnoticed to the restroom. These "sh*t shoes" will now allow you to pass your bowel movement in comfort knowing that your true identity is secure from the visible bottom 1/3 of the door.
You know what, public bathrooms should just blast out loud rap music so people who are easily embarassed could take their dumps without feeling shame for their natural noises.
I do, at my other job location I would take a break from the heat, take a dump and catch a couple of Z's.
Until the end, I thought the whole point is so that you don't have to walk on that floor with your daily shoes....
Now that's a good idea! lol! I'll go at work no problem, though the restroom here is away from the offices and not very crowded. When you gotta go, you gotta go!
I do it as a last resort. We have a few restrooms here so I can choose which one to visit. The shoe response above is hilarious, I never thought of that.... Once I went into the B-room and it smelled awful. I figured someone grew a tail in the back stall and just forgot to flush. So I went over to flush it and there were some sh** filled boxers on the floor, right under the can, just chillin.
LMAO.. who the hell does stuff like that??? Ummm I **** my shorts, so I guess I'll just leave them here in this corner... I just had I nice big lunch I'm off to another floor that nobody works on and I'll be thinking of this thread HAHAH.. I have always wondered what would happen if I ran into a coworker in my secret bathroom when we would both would know what each other is doing
I take a dump twice a day everyday at work. About 3 or 4 times now, I've heard this guy in the stall next me burping while he's taking a crap. It's probably the most disgusting noise I've ever heard. First of all, he's grunting and whatnot, not to mention farting like crazy, and then you add in the fact he's burping like a man who just downed 5 beers. To top it of, I think he's constipated, I never hear any of the kids diving into the pool.
I take dumps all the time at work, usually average about 3 or 4 a week. And I always try to go in the handicapped stall. A guy down the hall from me also likes going in that stall and we joke that is "our office". I do require to have a buffer zone of one stall between me and someone else taking a ****. Personally, I don't see why it is a big deal not to take a dump at work. Most NORMAL people's turds don't have an everlasting smell to them. Yet, there are 2 guys that I really think have no colon because when they get done taking a dump, the bathroom smells for an hour straight. It makes me wonder if these guys are The Spleen from the Ben Stiller movie, "The Mystery Men". Fortunately, they both work in the other building from me, so I don't have to worry about that anymore.
I usually do at work almost every morning, but I prefer the restroom to be empty. It really pisses me off if someone comes in there and sits down next to me. If things haven't gotten started yet there have been many times I've got up and left when someone else comes in. That shoe idea is good. I usually turn my name badge around, just in case some freak is looking under the stalls trying to figure out who is in there.
because, its freaking nasty... those toilets arent cleaned but once a month. and people piss all over those seats, and the people who clean it just wipe over it. i dunno about yall, but i would rather go in the woods than in any public bathroom.
where i work at, there is good news and bad news for the restroom.....the good news is that it is a clean as hell and private bathroom, the bad news is that it's right next to the lunchroom and the sound carries from inside to the lunchroom loll....so u gotta like make sure nobody is eating before u go do ur thang
I've worked in a convenience store, one of my two jobs while saving money to start college. The graveyard shift. It got ugly in that restroom.
