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Heavy Metal band ANTHRAX dogs Pippen!

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by TheFreak, Jun 6, 2000.

  1. TheFreak

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    Thought some of you may like this. Scott Ian, guitarist for the heavy metal band Anthrax, has a little diary-type thing set up on his band's website where he goes off on basically whatever he feels like. In the very first entry, he has something to say about everyone's favorite ex-Rocket! Here's the excerpt:

    "So, I'm sitting on a plane from NY to LA and the Lakers just won game seven to advance to the finals. I was hoping they would choke so I'd be able to rip my friends in LA. No such luck. Gotta admit, I wanna see Jackson and Harper win the ring over Pippen. Always hated Pippen on the Bulls. Cry baby. Nothing without Jordan."

    That is pretty funny, I must say. Pippen getting slammed by the heavy metal community...LOL.


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  2. RocketsPimp

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    Hilarious!

    Looks like Pippen's "Got The Time" to dwell on what could have been if he hadn't dissed the Rockets.



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  3. sir scarvajal

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    That is classic Freak!!! finally something in a while we can agree on [​IMG] Pretty soon Pippen will be a pop culture icon. Maybe some new words will be in dictionaries to further immortalize his deeds.

    I'll try a couple of Pip-end-uems myself.

    Word: Pippened : verb : to flame out meekly; to pull and El Foldo. Example: "The Rockets were ahead of the Suns by 20 late in game 2 of the series, but when the going got tough, we just Pippened . We would not be done in the series though."

    Word: Snottie Effect : noun : a phenomenon in which a new ingredient poisons the organization that receives him by underperforming and then scapegoating others for his failures. Example, "The sales staff had great returns last year, but then we hired Bruce and he blamed his low marks on the bosses lack of conditioning. A Snottie Effect soon reverberated throughout the sales staff."

    Word: Pippenesk : adjective : Describing a part of an achievement that later shows itself to be inconsequential. Example, "As in turns of, the fact he carried Mr. Jordan’s jock during the title runs was merely Pippenesk , not vital to their success.”

    Other thoughts, verbal eloquence is not one of my stronger attributes, I am sure others can do better?


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  4. RocketsPimp

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    It's actually Pippenesque.

    I coined that one when commenting on poor Pippy's actions when he lost his temper and decided to take it out on those rabid towels after game 3.

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  5. BobFinn*

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    steak, pork chops, ribs, roast.

    just puting some meat in the post pimp [​IMG]

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  6. BrianKagy

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    Freak, let's turn the equation around. Who among the metal community do you think would like Pippen?

    My money's on Poison. They seem like the type that would like him. Both Poison and Pippen rode to fame on the crest of someone else's popularity (Jordan for Pippen and the more talented and genuine metal bands for Poison) while contributing little of originality themselves.

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  7. HOOP-T

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    But Kagy, you said the Metal population, not the 80's big hair, glam rock, makeup clad idiot population.



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  8. TheFreak

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    HOOP - T --

    Who you calling idiot!?

    BK --

    Actually I read an interview with Chris Robinson where he said that Pippen was his favorite basketball player... [​IMG]

    Anyway, I happen to know for a fact that Winger, Trixter, Firehouse, Nelson, Bulletboys, and Slaughter are HUGE Pippen fans.

    Oh, and Poison HATES Pippen... [​IMG]


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  9. RocketsPimp

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    They are NOT a rock or metal group, but I am sure Milli Vanilli are huge Pippen fans.

    They have alot in common being totally fake and having someone else to credit for their success.

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