For anyone who's been on myspace for any length of time, you've seen the incessant BS surveys that fill your inbox every few minutes. Either way, I finally had it and answered every question. Now that I did it, y'all should have the unequivocated priveledge, as well. Here's mine... What does your MySpace name mean? I'm a Houston Texan fan. 2. Elaborate on your primary photo? My God, I'm hot. I mean, look at me. 3. Who introduced MySpace to you? Your mom. 4. How many comments do you have? Around 1000. I tend to delete inappropriate comments... 5. What's your current relationship status? I'm totally in love with myself. 6. What are you wearing right now? A purple thong with pink garters 7. What is your current problem? r****ds and their incessant whining about "equality". You're a r****d... Get over it. 8. What are you doing right now? Frantically masturbating. 9. Can you dance? I have tap shoes. 10. Who do you love most? Me 11. What makes you most happy? Frantically masturbating. 12. Are you musical? I was a professional singer, dumbass. 13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Look for an immediate bump. 14. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be? I'd save Lois from that crappy earthquake. Jimmy is completely inept. 15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be? I'd be that monkey that drinks his own urine. How awesome would that be? I'd be on America's funniest home videos for life! 16. Ever have a near death experience? Strangulation during sex isn't that good of an idea when you're drunk. 17. Name one obvious quality you have? my penis 18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? It's raining men - weathergirls. 19. Are you happy today? Go f*** yourself. 20. Who will cut and paste this first? Everyone, because I'm awesome. 21. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Charles Barkley - my Idol. 22. Where was your first vacation? Last night at your mom's 23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? Several 24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Stupid b**** knew it was coming. 25. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Hell... I've sang in front of several hundred people naked. 26. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Booty 27. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Coffee is for closers 28. What is your biggest mistake this year? Watching season 3 of Nip/Tuck. Stupid Costa. 29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Emotionally on several occasions. I'm touchy. 30. Say something totally random about you? I really do have a lovely bunch of coconuts. 31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Luke Perry, James Garner, Charlie Sheen, Mickey Dolenz, George Clooney, and just about every hot actor. 32. Do you still watch kids movies or TV shows? He's mister Heat Miser He's mister sun He's mister heat Blister He's mister 101 What do you think. 33. Did you have braces? For about 5 months. Then I told the only dentist in town to go f*** himself, so I had to get them taken out. But I learned a new word that year from my mom. "Mortified". (true story) 34. Are you comfortable with your height? I'm perfect 35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? Swallowed 36. When do you know it's love? Everytime I look in the mirror 37. Do you speak any other languages? The language of love 38. What is your favorite smell? Burritos... No tacos... no Damnit! This question is hard! 39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? How else would I have my thong tan-line? 40. What magazines do you read? I can't read 41. Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? Yes. Crappiest limo ever 42. Has anyone you were really close with passed away? Yes, but they deserved it 43. Do you ever watch MTV? When rubik's cube was still an awesome game. 44. What's something that really annoys you? This question. 45. What's something you really like? These totally awesome questionaires 46. Do you like Michael Jackson? I did wnen I was 10, but he stopped calling, so I moved on 47. Do you give random hugs and kisses? Sure, and random oral sex when I'm in a chipper mood 48. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? Three months 49. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Everytime someone yells "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!" Damn, that still scares the s*** out of me 51. What are you thinking right now? What pantywaist forgot to get me a gift for Christmas Ready??? GO! What does your MySpace name mean? 2. Elaborate on your primary photo? 3. Who introduced MySpace to you? 4. How many comments do you have? 5. What's your current relationship status? 6. What are you wearing right now? 7. What is your current problem? 8. What are you doing right now? 9. Can you dance? 10. Who do you love most? 11. What makes you most happy? 12. Are you musical? 13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? 14. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be? 15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be? 16. Ever have a near death experience? 17. Name one obvious quality you have? 18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? 19. Are you happy today? 20. Who will cut and paste this first? 21. Name someone with the same birthday as you: 22. Where was your first vacation? 23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? 24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? 25. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? 26. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 27. What do you usually order from Starbucks? 28. What is your biggest mistake this year? 29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? 30. Say something totally random about you? 31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? 32. Do you still watch kids movies or TV shows? 33. Did you have braces? 34. Are you comfortable with your height? 35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? 36. When do you know it's love? 37. Do you speak any other languages? 38. What is your favorite smell? 39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? 40. What magazines do you read? 41. Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? 42. Has anyone you were really close with passed away? 43. Do you ever watch MTV? 44. What's something that really annoys you? 45. What's something you really like? 46. Do you like Michael Jackson? 47. Do you give random hugs and kisses? 48. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? 49. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? 51. What are you thinking right now?
Blah blah blah... # 1 ... zzzzzzzzzzz..... #......zzzzzzzzzz And I'm on myspace. 50 questions?!! Good God, man! What R U thinkinK?
Thats not a blog thats a Bulletin you n00b. I only write blogs when I'm hopelessly depressed or extremely hyper.
