I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, or if it is, I can't find it... but today's the special day! The traditional airing of grievances is now officially open, with the feats of strength soon to follow.
Ill start. Mr. Brightside, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.................. I lost my train of thought.
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll? Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us! Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll. Frank Costanza: She was.
My friends and I had our annual Festivus party lastnight, there was the list of grievances, but no feats of strength. Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us!!!
I gave a special Festivus Mass for all my friends and followers yesterday. Happy Festivus you F@#%ers.
just wondering what yall have planned for Festivus this year, planning a big Festivus party downunder with pole, plenty of grievances, and alcohol assisted feats of strength.....