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[Humor] Texans & Free Coffee

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Svpernaut, Dec 15, 2005.

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  1. Svpernaut

    Svpernaut Member

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    So, I ate at the Hooter's at Gessner and Westheimer today and stopped for gas at the Exxon on the corner afterwards... While I was pumping the gas I was letting my eyes wonder like you do when you're bored. I got a good laugh out of this promotional sign on top of the pump I was at that read "FREE COFFEE On Mondays when the Texans win..." and a comical genius added his own flavor err pain to the sign. It gave me a good chuckle, just thought some of you guys might find it humorous.

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    #1 Svpernaut, Dec 15, 2005
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Haha I get it, that is funny. They don't even play on Mondays. What are they thinking? :D
     
    #2 MR. MEOWGI, Dec 15, 2005
  3. Stack24

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    It' actually when the Texans win on Sunday...you get free coffee the next morning which is Sunday.

    Since you really can't enjoy coffee in the morning of the game day.

    It's kind of worded wrong but that is the actual special. If they win Sunday, then come in Monday and get your free coffee.
     
    #3 Stack24, Dec 15, 2005
  4. droxford

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    He was kidding.
     
    #4 droxford, Dec 15, 2005
  5. macalu

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    They don't play on Sundays either. :)
     
    #5 macalu, Dec 15, 2005
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    DAMN! That's funny! Thanks for sharing them Svpernaut!
     
    #6 RocketMan Tex, Dec 15, 2005
  7. macalu

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    they weren't kidding when they said, "Limited time offer". can't get any more limited than 1 time a year.
     
    #7 macalu, Dec 15, 2005
  8. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    You should have signed, "Me too" or something. They haven't given out to much free coffee over there have they?
     
    #8 Joshfast, Dec 15, 2005
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    haha...bmw should have a free car promotion if david carr gets sacked less than 3 times in a game :cool:
     
    #9 BenignDMD, Dec 15, 2005
  10. Ming Dynasty

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    #10 Ming Dynasty, Dec 15, 2005
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    I would of graffitied my signature "DEEZ NUTZ on yo FOHEAD!" on it myself.
     
    #11 TMac640, Dec 15, 2005
  12. Svpernaut

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    #12 Svpernaut, Dec 16, 2005
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    Someone wrote "I am so glad I don't like coffee" on the advertisement for this Monday Coffee-free special for the Exxon on Clay and HWY 6. If you care, go see what I wrote back to him.

    I freakin' hate bandwagoners. Yes, I am a "Texans" homer. :mad:
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Dec 16, 2005
  14. LonghornFan

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    ZING!!!
     
    #14 LonghornFan, Dec 16, 2005
  15. Svpernaut

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    Being a "true fan" doesn't change the fact that they suck the sweat off of a dead man's balls.
     
    #15 Svpernaut, Dec 16, 2005
  16. Agent27

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    If he's dead, why would his balls be sweaty?
     
    #16 Agent27, Dec 17, 2005
  17. david_rocket

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    Funny...

    but sad (that the Texans only have one win)
     
    #17 david_rocket, Dec 17, 2005
  18. Stack24

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    Who would have thought that going into this season we would be in the position we are now....man it's been a long season.
     
    #18 Stack24, Dec 17, 2005
  19. Svpernaut

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    That's a quote from the movie 'Good Morning Vietnam' :p
     
    #19 Svpernaut, Dec 17, 2005
  20. Agent27

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    Sorry, I haven't seen that movie in so long. Still doesn't answer my question. :D
     
    #20 Agent27, Dec 17, 2005
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