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Emergency Landing At Bermuda Due To Toilet Sex...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Uprising, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. Uprising

    Uprising Member

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    Article published Dec 9, 2005
    'Sex rage' couple facing $34,000 bill

    A couple who forced a plane to land in Bermuda after they attacked cabin crew who stopped them having sex are facing a $34,000 bill for their pleasure.
    And they run the risk of national shame back in England after UK tabloid The Sun ran the story with an appeal for the public to name and shame them.
    It said stunned passengers watched in horror as the randy couple attacked cabin crew after being told to return to their seats.
    They shouted abuse and spat as they grappled with the British Airways staff who forced them back into their business class seats.
    And despite being restrained with plastic handcuffs, the pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the 777 jet to Bermuda.
    The "sex rage" incident, as The Sun described it, began when they started drinking heavily on the ten-hour flight from Gatwick to Kingston, Jamaica on Monday.
    They joined the "mile-high club" in one of the loos. But after their noisy passion was overheard by flight staff they were ordered out – and went berserk.
    A passenger said: "They were asked politely to return to their seats but went ballistic. They were shouting vile abuse and spitting at staff." Another said: "The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him."
    The couple, who were booked on a two-week holiday, were held by Police in Bermuda and on Wednesday put on a flight back to Gatwick – where they were arrested. Now the pair from Luton, England face being charged with air rage – and the £34,000 cost of diverting the plane.
    Bermuda Airport manager Jim Howes said: "It's always the joke among us pilots, and I am a pilot, about have you joined the mile high club?"
    When asked if he had Mr. Howes said: "I can't comment – and you can quote me on that." Although he did say that on that long haul flight the couple had probably joined the seven-mile high club.
    Asked if he had ever come across the phrase "sex rage" Mr. Howe said: "I can't say I have but I guess if they were caught by flight attendants in the flagrante delecto they would be a little perturbed by that."
    Asked about the $34,000 cost of the tryst Mr. Howes said: "I just hope it was worth it."

    http://www.theroyalgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051209/NEWS/112090122
     
  2. MartianMan

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    Wasn't the fine 34000 pounds? So that winds up being over $60000. I hope it was worth it.
     
  3. Miguel

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    Where are the air marshalls when you need them...

















    *bails out
     
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    "toilet sex" doesnt sound all sexy.
     
  5. DaDakota

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    Depends on who it is with....

    :)

    DD
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    If pleasure memories is what they were looking for, the couple could've bought a lot of drugs with 60G.
     
  7. m_cable

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    Why? What's wrong with doing it in the pooper.
     
  8. Isabel

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    No kidding. And I don't care who you're with. I didn't know joining the mile high club actually happened that often, btw. It must be very small people. I don't know how two normal-sized adults would even fit in one of those things, let alone have room to move.

    As for buying a lot of drugs, from their behavior I would guess they had already taken care of that part...
     
  9. Uprising

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    :) I joined the mile high club. But it was back in '01. Not sure if I'm still a memebr.
     
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    The mile high club requires a partner being present.. :p
     
  11. Uprising

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    :D I had one I tell you what. :p It was flight Swiss Air 666 to Barcelone, Spain from Geneva Switzerland. Want my proof, click the link in my signature to see who with. :p
     
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    ahh, yes, i'm well aware of your signature. if you two aren't still going out, gimme her number. :cool:
     
  13. Uprising

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    :p,. we aren't going out anymore. But I think I'll pass on giving out her number.
     

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