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Illegal Caption Game

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jul 12, 2001.

  1. rockHEAD

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    [​IMG]

    this is the real caption:
    Enrique Aquilar Canchola, a 42-year-old Mexican national, hides in the seat of a vehicle, that according to government officials, was trying to smuggle him into the United States from Mexico at the San Ysidro border crossing in San Ysidro, Calif., June 7, 2001. According to Immigration and Naturalization officials, the incident is part of growing trend of illegal immigrants cramming themselves into intricate and potentially deadly compartments. (AP Photo/Immigration and Naturalization)


    I know some of you can do a lot better!
    Let's see your captions!

    rH

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  2. mr_oily

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    Whoa! I think its startin' to kick in!

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  3. outlaw

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    Autobots..transform!

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  4. DEANBCURTIS

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    After a successful set with the INS Enrique will be touring with Carrot Top.

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  5. BobFinn*

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    Unable to find a job after 3 months of searching, Enrique decided to go into the car seat occupation.

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  6. Achebe

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    rockHead's uncle: here rockHead, come sit in my lap! I'm a comfy womfy seat! Come on over hyar!
     
  7. Smokey

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    Be different this Halloween with your very own 1978 Dodge Ram Van bucket seat costume!

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  8. rockHEAD

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    Just had to say this in all its cliche-ness.


    LMAO at Outlaw. That was funnier than Optimus Prime kicking Megatrons ass.

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  10. Band Geek Mobster

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    Outlaw's winning this caption game...but wasn't the line "Autobots roll out!"?

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  11. DEANBCURTIS

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    Yeah, I concede to that line. Hilarious. [​IMG]

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  12. Lynus302

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    Excellent, Outlaw. damn funny!

    Here's mine:
    Damn those airbags pack a punch!

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  13. RunninRaven

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    "Did you get Hertz?"
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    Wonder twins powers activate!
    Form of... illegal immigrant!
    Shape of... car seat!

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  15. mr_gootan

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    In an effort to move more units across their NAFTA boders, mexican auto makers introduce their new seat warmer/massager technology.

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  16. Smokey

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    My bad rockHEAD, but good one Achebe...LOL [​IMG]

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    Border Agent: "Umm...did you know your van seat is pregnant?"

    Driver: "Yeah....we're expecting twin buckets any day now"

    Border Agent: "Move along."

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    This has to be the most r****ded attempt at a border crossing I have ever seen! A seat that fails to look like a seat...hmmm. How are you supposed to sit in it? Okay, with the arm rest on his arm and the headrest over his head...then it looks like they stuffed about 30 pounds of brick cocaine in the seat. You would have to be the stupidest person alive to let that van cross. Even stupider to be the one in the van seat...DOH!

    HAHAHA...good one, rH!

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    Hannibal's brother, who wasn't quite as bright, tried to escape from prison today.

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    Stephen King's, Maximum OverDrive II, starring Hideki Irabu.

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    Damnit Morpheous, this isn't funny!

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