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How about for Kelvin Cato, straight up?

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    Seems like he'd make a great boxer. It seems like it would be a pain to hit him in the head because you'd have to hit a foot above your head. Meanwhile, he can hit down on the top of your head.

    I'm not a boxing fan, but that would be a fun fight to watch.


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    I think that during half-time, the NBA should sponsor boxing matches between salary cap albatrosses. I bet there'd be mor sell outs, and Cato could be doing his part.

    Kelvin Cato versus Big Country Reeves... I think'd be a smashing success.

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    Tyson would kick his ass!

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    I would do that trade in a second!! [​IMG]

    But seriously, I have been wondering sometimes, how Shaq would fare in a fight against Tyson...man, Tyson is just barely 6 foot tall, I think. Just imagine Shaq fighting against Iverson with more muscles. For some reason, I still think Tyson would win, but it would sure look funny.
     
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    How could Tyson win that fight? He couldn't reach his ears to bite them - he'd have to choose another tactic.

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    Actually, why not sign this guy for the league minimum (he probably doesn't make much more as a boxer). Can't be less of a contributor than Cato and would sure be an "intimidator" in the paint.
     
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    I think Tyson would punch him in the liver so hard so many times that the guy would just collapse sooner or later. But it would definitely be interesting to watch (although I am not much into boxing).

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