Why does Calvin think everything is so "interesting"?

The majority of people I know don't really like Calvin, but I must say that I do and think he's great for the Rockets.

Being a hall of famer, he not only provides valuable insight to game action, but he can also tuder our players. He's almost like an assistant coach for us.

The only problem I have with him is that he uses the word interesting about ten times a game.

I know Smurphy is an avid clutchcity.neter and I am all for multiple syllables, so I thought I would toss out a few synonyms for him:

It's charming Bill, the way the Rockets have pulled together during adversity.

It's engaging Bill, how the Rockets have tried to push the ball tonight.

It's enchanting Bill, the way the Rockets have jumped all over the Mavs.

It's captivating Bill, the way the Rockets have been shooting over 50% from the floor.