The booger. See rubytuesday's comment. Sure, we all get to see used pads and stuff, but at least no one ever leaves their boogers lying around. As for urinals, my old dorm at Rice had been all men originally. When they converted the third floor to women, so the bathroom went also. Someone painted flowers on the urinals, but they still functioned... I found this out on a Saturday night when I was over by the sink and heard a long, loud burp that could not have possibly come from a woman. Sure enough, this (drunk) guy had just finished using the urinal. Partying on our hall and apparently couldn't make it downstairs, or didn't feel like it. He didn't flush either.
Wow that's a tough choice. I might lean towards a stylish booger over a used pad. Thank God we don't have any of those laying around.
When I first read that, I thought about that scene from Moving Violations where that old blind lady walks into the men's room and sits down on the urinal to try and use the restroom... "Why's my back wet?!?!"
OK, maybe I'm just bored and wanted to bump this thread, but a few comments. (on the ones on this list that aren't just too ridiculous to comment on) #85. Really. You think? #83. Unfortunately, we keep wishing... #82. True. #79. Exactly, because she probably learned her technique through lots and lots of practice. You will get oral cancer or something. (or is that her?) #73. ??? All I know is, over the course of a woman's life, for every man who really cares about her, ten men will use her to try to get laid. #72. We are not inventing these crises. They are 100% real. Men are just too dense to see them. #71. True. Learn to live with it. #68. Hey, anyone know any job openings in Salinas? Contact me... #62. darn it... life is just not fair sometimes. (or maybe these women are smart enough not to want to get married. maybe there's a point there.)
68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana, lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114 males for every 100 females. #68. Hey, anyone know any job openings in Salinas? Contact me... Cause Isabel doesn't hang out enough places with a high man to woman ratio!
I don't know how to get this added to the "Classic Moments" but it has to. That's the hardest I have ever laughed in my too many years here. I don't know why but that's awesome.
