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Lies you can only tell once...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jun 25, 2001.

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    You know the kind. Like all those RocketsPimp tells about his physical prowess to the girls. Or the ones parents tell to get you to do something, "Drink this, it's good," or the Doctor/Dentist, "This won't hurt a bit."

    Personally, I like the cruel ones that big siblings tell little siblings to get them to do something really stupid, "Lick this frozen flag pole, the ice flakes off onto your tongue...it's cool."

    So what lie have you ever used that you know would only work once. Or if you were a victim, what did you fall for.
     
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    Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me

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