You know the kind. Like all those RocketsPimp tells about his physical prowess to the girls. Or the ones parents tell to get you to do something, "Drink this, it's good," or the Doctor/Dentist, "This won't hurt a bit." Personally, I like the cruel ones that big siblings tell little siblings to get them to do something really stupid, "Lick this frozen flag pole, the ice flakes off onto your tongue...it's cool." So what lie have you ever used that you know would only work once. Or if you were a victim, what did you fall for.
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me Postal Work: OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name? HOmer:........I don't know... ------------------ Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
"I tell you I'm the worlds greatest lover" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org
I'm not Turn Dammit. ------------------ Protrolls.com! I wish I could come up with a decent signature, but I can't. You'll just have to live with this one.
"Uhh... yeah, honey, I wasn't smoking, I just bought those cigarettes for John." Immediately following my first, abortive effort to quit smoking. The second one was more successful . ------------------ Newbiehad... coming to a bbs near you, October 31st.
"That's not the pin from THIS hand grenade lying on the floor!" ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
"Don't worry, I'll pull out." ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
"What? That ace on the floor next to me. No!! That is not the ace from the deck I just dealt, I swear."
I swear that's never happened before! ------------------ "Oh No..." -Bill Walton in 97 just before Stockton's buzzer beater
I was Fantastic...... you were CRAP!!!! ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft