Saturday I was getting gas at a Krogers and this cop car comes screaming out of the same parking lot with it lights, siren and horn all going. First some cars wouldn't let him out on to Briar Forest like it was a big deal for them to give up the right-o-way, then the cars in both lanes just stop so he jumps up on the median and just drives down the grass. Right when he got to Dairy Ashford the light changed and the cars started going, right in front of him coming off the median with all the sirens and everything. He finally got an opening to cross the northbound lanes and I guess the turn light turned green because a lady in a little SUV then pulled right out in front of him...BAM!. The two cops were extremely pissed, I'm guessing she got a ticket.
A serious response to this: I personally can't stand it when people block the aisle at the store. If someone sees me coming and blatantly doesn't move their cart, I run into it or move it out of the way. If someone is standing there blocking the product I want, I say 'excuse me' and reach around them to get it. We all have to live together in this world, and if people can't practice common curtosey, teach it to them.
Today, I was driving in my car with my beloved dog, eating a burrito. It was filling, so I threw it out the window, and it hit a motorcyclist. I stopped to check on him, and he punted my beloved dog off the bridge we were on.
So, you are the AHole keep bumping into me in the store yesterday, if you bumped me one more time, I will have kill you! KILL YOU!!!!! DON"T LET ME RUN INTO YOU AGAIN!
On Friday night, I went to a show for some friends of mine. I was shooting pictures - not at all uncommon for me at shows. Because of the room, I had my flash pointing almost straight up to help light the room up naturally instead of that harsh flash right on a person. I'm shooting for about 10 minutes and I get a tap on the shoulder. This old guy says, "If you keep flashing that thing, I'm going to break it." As he turned around, I said, "You can **** off!" At that point, I moved to another part of the room where I would cause less disturbance becuase I figured if it was bothering him, it was probably bothering others and I didn't want to upset anyone. What pissed me off is I had no idea it was bothering anyone. All the guy had to say was, "Excuse me. Your flash is right in our eyes and is very distracting. Would you mind moving?" and I would've happily moved to a different part of the room to minimize the effect. But, to pull that crap on me like that. I felt like saying, "You try and break this and I'm cramming my 300mm up your ass!" Oh, and rockHEAD was my witness.
When I drink a lot of beer, the next day my **** is like soft serve ice cream. I tend to call it the frothy beer ****s.
Why is it that great British poets like Shelley, Keats, and Byron died so young? That question has really been bugging me today.
The grocery store is just a hodgepodge of rude ass people. I absolutely abhor having to go, which I have to do today.
