1. What was the difference in your game tonight? 2. What is the biggest difference in this season's team? 3. What would make this season a sucess for you? 4. You just hit the game winner, how do you feel? 5. What do you think of the dress code? 6. Charles Barkley is in the booth, what do you want to say to him? 1. Basically it was luck. 2. Don't know I just got here. 3. Win enough games to be respectable, lose enough to get into the lottery. 4. I feel like you did the day you heard you were leaving KSTV in Beaumont. 5. I like it a lot less than the Davinci code. 6. Damn dude, you really look bad.
The greatest post-game interview remains KG's PHENOMENAL performance after going up 2-1 against LA in the first round. Craig Sager stands there with the microphone and before he can ask a question KG just starts shouting: "WE TWO-ONE CHARLES! WE TWO ONE-CHARLES! What up Kenny!" After which Craig throws a softball question along the lines of 'Is this team starting to believe in itself?" KG quickly responds, "You see Craig, right now we like you in the ugly ass gold suit. We think we can pull anything off." Classic NBA on TNT.
1. I had a big bowl of raisin bran before the game, so I was playing with a real sense of urgency. 5. If some of my teamates want to wear dresses, I really feel like it's none of my business. 6. Charles, you're a big, fat ass kisser.
1. I wasn't wearing any underwear. I hope you guys couldn't notice. These red shorts aren't see-through, are they? 2. Coach brings donuts to our morning sessions, so everyone's getting there a little earlier, trying to make it before Yao get's the last Boston Cream again. 3. I want a big, fat contract extension. Like the one Latrell Sprewell got. 4. Great. Tracy McGrady owes me a coke. 5. I don't like it at all. Now I can't tell my teammates from the suits who normally fill the lower bowl. Well I guess the main difference is my teammates actually make it for the start of the game. Again, I think those donuts have something to do with it. 6. Charles, you need to take some of your own advice and learn one phrase. Just two simple words: "I'm full."
1. What was the difference in your game tonight? "I think that last bong hit before gametime really got me going." 2. What is the biggest difference in this season's team? "Hopefully, the GM will actually trade me this year rather than wuss out like last season." 3. What would make this season a sucess for you? "I just want to go through the season without getting anyone pregnant." 4. You just hit the game winner, how do you feel? "I feel about, oh, $3 million per year richer on my next contract." 5. What do you think of the dress code? "I only have one suit. My birthday suit." 6. Charles Barkley is in the booth, what do you want to say to him? "Please don't eat me.
1. I actually contributed, you know, scored, and only had 14 turnovers. 2. Last year, everyone was straight. And this year... I don't now about those new guys. 3. If I can get an endorsement deal from this company, I'd be happy. 4. Yeah, it was good to win that layup contest against John Amechi during the warmups. I butt got contusion from sitting on the bench during the game though. My status will be "Questionable" for next game due to the injury. 5. WTF! I have to ware that kind of stuff 82 times a year while being on IL? I am going to the D-League, man. 6. That stuff you gave me last night was way better than the Russian pot I usually smoke. Give me more some of that stuff, man.
1. What was the difference in your game tonight? "No cops following me - I'm not a sex offender in this state." 2. What is the biggest difference in this season's team? "Um....that big Korean guy?" 3. What would make this season a sucess for you? (evil grin) "I finally get even with Zach Randolph for cold-cocking me 2 years ago" 4. You just hit the game winner, how do you feel? Grabs the female interviewer's hand, places on his crotch and asks "You tell me." 5. What do you think of the dress code? "Does it affect what the cheerleaders can wear?" 6. Charles Barkley is in the booth, what do you want to say to him? "Know any baby-sitters?" Sincerely, Ruben Patterson Portland Trailblazer
1. What was the difference in your game tonight? I accidently bet money on my own team. 2. What is the biggest difference in this season's team? All the white people were traded so the locker room is more civilized and cultured. 3. What would make this season a sucess for you? If we brought back the troops. (meant to be political) 4. You just hit the game winner, how do you feel? Just like after I banged this hot chick I met in a club and then found out she was underage. Really underage. 5. What do you think of the dress code? I think its about time the sexy men in this league wear something nice. 20% of the athletes in the league are gay so it was good for Stern to cater to us for once. Manu Ginobili and Rasheed are especially satisfied, I hear. 6. Charles Barkley is in the booth, what do you want to say to him? Who?
1. What was the difference in your game tonight? Shut up! 2. What is the biggest difference in this season's team? Shut the **** up! 3. What would make this season a sucess for you? Dude didn't I just tell you to shut up? 4. You just hit the game winner, how do you feel? Ok now you are really pissing me off. 5. What do you think of the dress code? One more question out of you and I'll make you wear a dress. 6. Charles Barkley is in the booth, what do you want to say to him? wazzzup!!! Charles, lookie I'm going to make this reporter wear a dress. Hey where you going? come back! come back man....yeah run away like a biatch if you know what's good for you.
1. Traffic wasn't too bad on they way here. I felt relaxed heading into the game. 2. Coach's wife doesn't know my new number. 3. Coach would stop giving her my number.
