Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery... Joe: Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don’t want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up ’n’ grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt...when i Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" Frank Zappa "Joe's Garage" LP
This is just TMI as I don't want to know where ya'll have been... Just be safe and remember what these guys said...
Hehe. This reminds me of a few years back. Where some chick went ballasistic. She typed up "Josh _____ at apartment **** has genital herpes!!" and taped it on every single door in our apartment complex!!! Or maybe it was because of crabs. I can't remember. Either way it was funny to see that night when we got back from the bars around 2am. sucks for the chick. But it was funny she wrote all that down, and the apartment number. They were all gone the next morning, so my guess is the josh guy realized this and took them all down. lol.
This reminds me of a story from last semester, there was this really hot girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, not to mention a great butt from my health class. Our gay professor was lecturing us about STD that day, and for some reason she just told the whole class she got infected with herpes by her boy friend, and they are still together, because it’s difficult to date other people after that. She said she will tell any potential partner in the future about this fact, if she ever date other guys, and it changed her whole life. People from our class were all praising her for it. Although I acted normal around her, but in my mind, I can’t help but thinking of the nasty stuff inside those pants almost every time she walks by for the rest of the semester.
Hey Real Shady, Sorry I haven't been around much lately. A lot has been going on, but this is as good of time as any to let you know that the nurse I spoke to at the clinic thinks you should get tested as well.
