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Was it really the camel's fault?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Invisible Fan, Oct 27, 2005.

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  1. Invisible Fan

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    An affair to remember

    A camel has been condemned to death after a worker was caught having sex with it in the remote emirate of Ras Al Khaimah. The man, a Bangladeshi driver, was sentenced to three months in jail for his dangerous liaisons. His employer reported him to the authorities after spotting him making regular visits to the camel barn, Gulf News reported.

    Ras Al Khaimah is one of the poorer and more traditional sheikhdoms that make up the seven United Arab Emirates, and its judiciary tends to be more conservative than its neighbours' (Dubai is about an hour’s drive away). Reports said authorities ordered the camel to be killed in accordance with Islamic or sharia law, because its meat was considered tainted by the man’s performances.
     
  2. Master Baiter

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    So how many humps do camels have again?
     
  3. KingCheetah

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    I didn't realize Texas A&M had a satellite program in the UAE.
     
  4. Rocket River

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    it doesn't . . . but UT does

    Rocket River
     
  5. thadeus

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    Wow, that's pretty hot.
     
  6. DaDakota

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    I wonder if the Camels father had to do an "honor killing" for hurting the Camel's family name?

    DD
     
  7. KingCheetah

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    Some just can't say no to the camel toe.
     
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    A camel has been condemned to death after a worker was caught having sex with it in the remote emirate of Ras Al Khaimah.

    dunno why, but this line ****ing cracks me up everytime :D
     
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    The Camels have just released a new public policy statement on sex with humans. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
     
  10. DaDakota

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    A new meaning for the saying "hump em and dump em"
     
  11. LongTimeFan

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    that answers that question.

    "what ya gonna do with all that hump?"
     
  12. percicles

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    The Camel had it coming. It should have never dressed so provocatively.
     
  13. VinceCarter

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    i've eaten camel....its very juicy. :p






































    i have. no joke. :D
     
  14. Uprising

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    Baaaaaaaaaa- zing! :D

    Thankyou RR, you just moved up in my book.
     
  15. Christopher

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    Yeah, but would you eat this camel?
     
  17. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Juicy? I believe the word they use is.......tainted.
     

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