I dunno about a nickname, BUT ... At some point I'd like to see a t-shirt utilizing the "got milk?" font. It reads, "want Head?" And then there's gotta be some Rockets tie-in. Maybe a red shirt w/ white writing instead of a black shirt w/ white writing. I dunno.
The Penetrator is classic..... we can't call him LUUU because what about skip to my lou already on the team? this is going to be difficult...
Let's give him something original. I think of Lenny "Roids" Dykstra when I hear "Nails". How about "The Noggin"?
Here are the results for head from thesaurus.com Let's choose one of these: (I've underlined some of my favorites)
Back in the old school days, there was this girl who got caught giving some guy a "favor" at school, she also happened to be the secretary for choir (way back in the day), so we appropriately named her..."The Head Secretary."
I don't know. Why don't we call him "Cat"? He might turn out to be a version of Cuttino. It's like we got a younger Cat: about 6'3"-4", shoots lights out from the 3 (we'll see if that continues), has a quick first step, brings the ball up the court, is more of a 2 than a 1. But the good thing is, we got him now and he'll be groomed to pass and play solid D. And he was a draft steal, not quite like Cuttino (taken at #42, I think), but a steal nevertheless.