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McDonalds is so freakin CORNY! , etc!!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by R0ckets03, Jun 6, 2001.

  1. R0ckets03

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    Man who the hell in this world believes that McDonalds really "loves to see us smile!" What a bunch of crock. I've been to McDonalds as much as the next person and I highly doubt that the young punk or the old lady taking my order really care if I am smiling!

    STOP WITH THE CORNINESS!

    And speaking of McDonalds, their burgers SUCK too! Their crappy buns fall apart as soon as you pick up the damn burger!!!!!!


    And you know what else is ticking me off? Drivers who freakin go 30 mph in the left land when the speed limit is 45!

    GET A CLUE YOU ****ING IDIOTS!!!!

    Also stupid people who stop in the right lane at a light when there is someone behind them with their blinker on to make a right. It is okay to get in the left lane if possible you dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG]

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  2. fatty fat fat

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    Did somebody say.. McDonald's? [​IMG]

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  3. Space Ghost

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    Do you think there should be laws/lawsuits for false advertising and sublimital messages?

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  4. fatty fat fat

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... Subliminal...........

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  5. Dr of Dunk

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    R0ckets03 off his medication again, I see. [​IMG]

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  6. heypartner

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    Has anyone else noticed that Dr of Dunk is always Mr Cheerie-O? I don't think he has ever missed his medication. [​IMG]

    don't mind me....R0ckets03 did give me free tickets, once....
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    What can I say? I'm one happy ****er!

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  8. ZRB

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    I vote this McDonald's slogan as the worst slogan in the history of advertising.

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  9. haven

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    If I ever smile at McDonald's, shoot me.

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  10. ROXRAN

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    propaganda,...don't beleive the hype beech!

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  11. Johnny Rocket

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    Rockets03 you have just recieved a citation for PUI courtesy of everybody's favorite first daughter Jenna who is no stranger to that kind of stuff.

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  12. Puedlfor

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    You deserve it for eating at McDonald's. Why eat there at all, there are far better places with comparable cost and far superior food?

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  13. BrianKagy

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    What is the problem with McDonald's, exactly? Just curious. It seems like a lot of people like to trash McDonald's to prove how intellectually sophisticated and/or culturally savvy they are.

    Bet here says they'll be dragging their kids there after youth soccer games in five or ten years. [​IMG]
     
  14. Rocketman95

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    Amen, Kagy. I love that place!!!!

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  15. MadMax

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    McDonald's rocks!!! I smile everytime I taste those salty golden fried potato artery-cloggers!! They're great!

    I hate the "like a rock" campaign by Chevrolet. Give it a rest, fellas! That campaign has been going on now for at least 10 years. I can remember my freshman year of college, my roommate used to scream at the TV everytime those ads would come on during Oiler games. That was 1992!!!

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  16. Behad

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    How about yesterday after baseball practice [​IMG]



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    What really gets underneath my skin are those Whataburger ads that feature the slogan "Just like you like it." Could that be worded any more awkwardly? Pick up a thesaurus for crissakes and find a way to get around using the same word twice in a five-word phrase.

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    JACK IN THE BOX RULES YOU MOTHER****ERS!

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    Nah, Wendy's and Checker's are the best. My addiction to Wendy's is outta control. Too bad there's no Checkers in Houston.

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    The buns vary from McDonald's to McDonald's. There is no central bakery which makes the buns, rather, the work is contracted out to bakeries in each area. I know because my mother is head of QA at a local large-scale bakery and they have the contract to make Big Mac buns.

    The buns have to conform to certain McDonald's standards (size, seed count, etc..) but they do vary from place to place, depending on which bakery makes them. [​IMG]

    The meat is another story. I'm pretty sure all the beef comes from a single large processing facility in the States somewhere (I'm thinking Atlanta for some reason, but I'm not sure about this).

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