HAHAHAHA! Zeh Germans are gonna love this one! http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_961345.html --------------------------------------------------------- Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album. The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship. Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He's also said to be very popular in Germany. Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him." The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun. Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."
I swear I have been hearing about this for what seems like 2 years. I'm almost convinced that it's just a rumor.
Even if its true, would anyone really give a ****? I dont care how popular he was in Germany. I never ever ever ever ever ever ever want to hear that idiot rap. Ever.
Six in the morning, police at my door... fresh Adidas' squeaks across the bathroom door... out the back window I did my escape... didn't even have a chance to grab my ol' school tape... [Start Knight Rider theme]
2 of my favorite artists, Roxy Music and Leonard Cohen, are great examples of artists that are much popular elsewhere but not in the U.S. But I can honestly say that with Hasselhoff that the U.S. showed some good sense!
Hopefully he does a collaboration with the Macho Man. Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off) Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya Dancin' in tights as a ballerina I knew all along you had those tendencies Cuz you've been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease Dude please your pay per view event was a joke You're avoidin' Randy Savage cuz you know you'll get smoked Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed I called him out but the punk was scared to go It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show Hollywood Hulkster you're at the end of your rope And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check mad skillz.
Did anyone check out the pics here? Uncle Jesse and Hasselhoff... Check out the Uncle Jesse is taller than Yao pic... link
