Just continuing the trend about reporting the activities of Presidents' daughters. I bet you can't guess what tree she fell out of.
Wait a minute! I just saw Tricia Nixon hanging out with a bunch of hookers on South Main! Oh wait...isn't that Linda Baines Johnson selling crack down by the Star of Hope Mission? This is fun...how many more can we come up with? ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
And lets not even get into Reagan's daughters! ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is. [This message has been edited by mc mark (edited May 30, 2001).]
Awww... that's sad. TheFreak has perpetuated this country's obsession w/ camelot by ripping down the hard working, yet unattractive, future of our country all the while defending the alcoholic elite. <font size="-20" color="CFD145">sensitive republicans: that was a joke</font> ------------------ You're a fine woman, why don't you mock that draft up
I believe he meant the "ugly tree," and that she hit every branch on the way down. ------------------ "I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy from getting on that plane." --Ozzy Osbourne on guitarist Randy Rhodes
The tree of the knowledge of good and evil? ------------------ The internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. - Futurama
How come nobody's picking on Caroline? By the way, my father once told me that if Lady Bird Johnson were really concerned with highway beautification, she'd keep her ugly daughters off the road. ------------------ Houston Sports Board Film Dallas.com AntiBud.com
I never thought I would have an Amy Carter story to tell, but after reading an article about the Butthole Surfers I do. Now, for those of you unfamiliar, the Butthole Surfers are one of the great post-punks bands ever. They are actually artistically important, besides being the most hillarious and insane group Texas has ever produced (from a state that has produced the 13th Floor Elevators that is saying something!) Anyway, back to the anecdote, as told by the Butthole Surfers in an interview. Somehow former President Jimmy Carter's daughter Amy and the Butthole Surfers ended up staying at the home of a mutual friend together. The band was typically wacked out on many class a drugs and class z drinks. Not surprisingly, Amy confined herself to her room and soon made arrangements to have her father pick her up. Amy's luggage was placed in the living room while she awaited her ride from the privacy of her room. Gibby Haynes, the lead bellower and genius of the group, dutifuly rubbed his private parts all over the handles of the luggage. After President Carter took the luggage away one could correctly say that Jimmy Carter and Gibby Haynes' dick touched the same thing (other than Amy Carter, of course). -Elvis! ------------------
This is just in: Jenna is hot, Chelsea is an ugly b****. Word to republicans, poo on democrats. ------------------ The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
Chelsea wouldn't fall out of a tree. Jeez. Her hands and feet are ideally adapted to climbing trees, foraging for food, angrily throwing Samsonite luggage around a small enclosure... Sorry. I guess the booze I bought with a friend's ID at Chuy's has gone to my head.
Chelsea Clinton SUCKS!!!!! yeah thats right, WHAT. ------------------ The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
