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Jessica Simpson is SINGLE!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. mc mark

    mc mark Member

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    meanwhile....



    Tom and Katie Expecting!

    October 5, 2005
    Happy Hollywood couple TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are expecting their first child together, according to People magazine.

    "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," a spokesperson told the mag.

    The inseparable twosome have been dating since last April in a whirlwind romance.

    http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/etsid48750012733/
     
  2. GRENDEL

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    Does one of them have a new movie coming out? :p
     
  3. mc mark

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    :D

    Not sure! But we now know that Scientology condones premarital sex!
     
  4. Bullard4Life

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    Is anyone else seeing shades of Rosemary's Baby/The Omen? I'm not saying that Tom Cruise is defiinitely trying to bring about the birth of the AntiChrist, but let's just say I'm going to be donating/ascribing to as many religions as possible. Just makin' sure my bases are covered...
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    First of all you are taking "US Weekly" as it is the USA Today. US Weekly is just a gossip magazine, like the National Enquirer. I don't believe anything that they say, while it is a bit entertaining to read.
     
  6. Bullard4Life

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    My friend told me about a great interview he heard on a local LA radio show with the editor of US Weekly. The DJs asked him why there were so many pictures in the magazine and stories didn't exceed half a page. He told them that US Weekly polled their readers and they said that they wanted more pictures and less stories. So, the DJs asked him what their suggestions for improvement were after they retooled the magazine. His response: "Less reading, more pictures."

    Seriously, I think US weekly is one of the top reasons the terrorists hate us. I'll admit, I glance at the magazine sitting in line at the grocery store, but for some people this is the heaviest reading they do throughout the week. God. When are we gonna drop this Reaganomics-culture and stop looking to these idols to "trickle down" culture to the masses. Oh well. I'm off to find out if Terri Hatcher is dangerously thin or Oprah has gotten really fat again.
     
  7. GRENDEL

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    Would any of us really be surprised if Tom Cruise was the anti-christ?
     
  8. Bullard4Life

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    Only those of us who didn't know the history of psychology or the benefits of exercise and vitamins/minerals in treating clinical depression. Chemical imbalances in the brain are a lie and so is your god!!!

    Hey, we might be on to something. I think Tom Cruise would be great in a remake of the Omen. He could play an over the top Damien a la Pacino in "Devil's Advocate."
     
  9. Tonaaayyyy

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    best stocking ever stuffed... best chimney to go down on... i feel the holidays nearby.
     
  10. Puedlfor

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    No matter how good she looks - someone, somewhere is tired of her bull****.
     
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    That's the exact thing I thought when I saw Newlyweds. Man, the girl is either whining, complaining that she needs to pee, or talking about farting. Honestly, their would be entire episodes where she talked about nothing but bodily functions. I know reality shows selectively edit, but damn! All I could think was "she can't be good enough in the sack to justify the other 23 1/2 hours of the day."
     
  12. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Nick probably got tired of her witholding sex. There is no way a "rock-star" is going to be okay with NOT getting laid.
     
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    My ex was a dead-on look-alike for Kathy Ireland. Seriously. We got stopped for it several times.

    Sounds cool, huh?

    Unfortunately, she was a very jealous person. I never cheated on her, but the nagging got to me.

    I'd like to say I was a big man and dumped her ass, but I just rode the pine until she decided that I had "cheated" on her enough to be brutal.

    Anyone here who knows me knows the rest of the story.

    Moral: If you are not in love with their personality, and actions, go separate ways... if only to teach them a lesson.

    Men, quit trying to grow a vagina and realize that we were born this way for a reason.
     
  14. m_cable

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    Damn straight! Got to drop that smoking hot gal who's letting me into her pants, and causing everyone we meet to wonder how the hell I bagged her. That'll teach her.
     
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    Alright, smart-ass. Let's do a quick thought:

    You've got a great looking girl. She's awesome naked and she's the best sex you've ever had.

    Seems like a no-brainer, right?

    WRONG!

    For whatever reason, physical attraction is fleeting, at best. If you expect to fall in love with someone, you better damn well enjoy... and appreciate their personality, because no matter how good they look (and they tend to get uglier) the personality will, for the most part, stay intact.



    Best lesson I can give for the young whipper-snappers!~
     
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    The best lesson is to not think with your whipper-snapper.
     
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    I'm surprised The Nick/Jessica Simpson marriage lasted as long as it did. What was it - two or three years?
     
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    Wicked
     
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    i wouldn't want any from that w****.
     

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