"Let's see now...Lord...that's spelled L-O-W-R-D..oh wait...no...it's L-O-W-A-R-D...yeah, that's it!" ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
GWB: " uh... let's see... you're holding up three fingers... no... four fingers.... no... five fingers! Yeah... five fingers!"
Who farted? ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
This my marionette, and I am the puppetmaster! Hery Rocketman, in other caption thread I used the fart joke too. We must be on the same wavelength. Fart jokes work for just about anything. ------------------ humble, but hungry.
Yes they do PhiSlam, yes they do. ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
you can't even see the puppeteers strings ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
"Damn I know shouldn't have had all of that beer with Jenna last night, It is giving me one hell of a headache" ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here [This message has been edited by Johny Rocket (edited May 21, 2001).]
Preacher: Dear lord please help us get through these very tough and trying 4 years Bush (thinking to himself): Damn even he has turned against me. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here [This message has been edited by Johny Rocket (edited May 21, 2001).]
Dear Lord, please cast the demon of stupid out of this poor man's body! ------------------ The internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. - Futurama
"I'm a stupid-head." ------------------ The Protrolls.com message boards! Protrolls.com! Don't visit my site.
"I really should have used Preparation H..." ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
