Same thing as the Rockets thread, help me finish this one out! <hr> 1. You talk to your girlfriend about the 'Stros, knowing she hates it 2. Still thinks Ausmus has something left... 3. Call out, "Cruuuuuuuz" whenever someone you know has the name Cruz 4. Are in denial that Mike Hampton is THAT good. 5. Believes that Randy Johnson, Darryl Kile, and Mike Hampton should stick their money up their... <hr> ------------------ RKMAN Proud believer of the 2001 World Champion Houston Astros.
6. The End. ... there I helped you finish it out. BASEBALL SUCKS!!!! ------------------ Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills...
8) You called Time Warner Customer Service last night to b**** about the game being blacked out knowing that the people in Customer Service have nothing to do with it. ------------------
9) You bring this post back up..... Hooray for WaMi. He rocked last nite !! ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
10) You suggest to all the batters as they are batting which pitches they should swing at, regardless of the fact thay you know they can't hear you. 11) You know that Lima time is the worst time of the week. 12) You know that when Moises hits a big homer or does well, the crowd is not saying "Boo" (or Boo-urns), they are saying "Alouuuuuu!" ------------------ Watch out for gay Limbo Dancers.
13. You would rather watch an Astro game than the NBA playoffs (Rockets not involved, so who cares) 14. You miss seeing Cesar Cedeno roam centerfield ( and screaming HAIL CESAR!!! after a great catch) 15. You just purchased Gene Elston's new book, "A Stitch In Time" ------------------ "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."- (Aldous Huxley) [This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited April 23, 2001).]
oooh no u did not! baseball rocks! ------------------ i am my own worst enemy [This message has been edited by DiSeAsEd MoNkEy (edited April 23, 2001).]
16. You thought Cesar Cedeno and Jesus Alou had too small a part in the Bad News Bears. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
17. You're 90 years old, go to every game, sit in your assigned seat, and fill out the scorecard while wearing headphones tuned to Milo Hamilton on 740 KTRH. 18. You miss the Astrodome 19. You think Jim Deshaies belongs in the Hall of Fame. ------------------ "Oh No..." -Bill Walton in 97 just before Stockton's buzzer beater
You know that no matter what Dierker may say, Dotel is NOT a starter. -- after watching a horrible pitching demonstration at Enron. ------------------ Stay Cool...
21) You know the dimensions to each major section of the home run wall at EFUS. 22) You understand the difference between a slider, a cut fastball, a knuckleball, a split-finger, and a curveball. 23) You now pledge allegiance to the all powerful and all-knowing WaMi. ------------------ Watch out for gay Limbo Dancers.
