eversince that 49ers vs. Packers playoff game where he caught the game winning TD, Owens has never been the same.
An Open Letter to T.O. Dear TO, All I want is for the Eagles to win the Super Bowl.* Before you came, the Eagles couldn’t even get to the Super Bowl.* Then you came, and we were the best Eagles team I had ever seen.* We got to the Super Bowl and almost won.* You were awesome!* I decided that with just a little more practice this year, we could win it all. But then my dad told me that you might not be on the team anymore.* I was really upset and cried. Then I watched the news and saw that you were crying too!* This made me cry even more!* You said you needed to feed your family.* I asked my mom if maybe we could help feed your family so that you would stop crying and help us win the Super Bowl.* My mom told me that the Eagles gave you over 9 million dollars last year and that you can afford to buy your own food.* I told her that you were crying and maybe you had spent it all already.* She told me you were going to get 3 million more dollars this year.* I asked her how much a hot dog costs.* That’s my favorite food!* She told me they were 25 cents unless you buy them from the Eagles in which case they cost 5 dollars.* I asked if she thought you could afford to buy enough hot dogs to feed your family and she said “Oh yeah”, but not in a normal way, she said “Oh yeah” in the way she says it when I ask her if I have to go to school or take a bath.* I hate*baths!* I asked her how many hot dogs you could buy and she told me to figure it out myself.* I had to get my calculator to do it and the answer was 12 million hot dogs!* That’s a lot of hot dogs!* But then I was thinking maybe you buy your hot dogs from the Eagles in which case they cost 5 dollars.**So then I was thinking maybe you had more than 12 million people in your family.* Do you?* We have 4.* 5 if you count my turtle. His name is Donovan McTurtle. Then I saw you doing sit-ups in front of a mall.* My dad told me that it was your house.* So I asked my dad if 12 million people could fit in that house and he said “probably”.* That’s when I realized that Eagles were being selfish and that the Eagles need to give you more money so that you can feed your entire family.* And maybe they should make their hot dogs cheaper too.* I thought this would help other people too because sometimes I eat a hot dog when my dad takes me to see you play. But then I decided that maybe I could just start saving my hot dogs for you and that way I could help you feed all 12 million people in your family.* So the other night when my mom made hot dogs, I sneaked 2 halves up to my room and put them in a drawer.* But then I realized it would take me a very very very very very long time to have 12 million hot dogs and so I needed to get other people to help.* So then I went around my neighborhood and asked people for hot dogs for you.* But I got tired of telling them the whole story so I came up with a slogan that I thought might help everyone understand the situation.* Then I tried to put the slogan on a shirt.* At first the slogan was “For You T.O.” but I didn’t have enuff room for all of that so I just took the first letter of the “For” and just made the "You" a “U”, which is funny because that’s the way I always used to think it was spelled!** So now my shirt says F.U.T.O!** I showed my dad the shirt and he laffed.* He said it really got the message across.* He said he knew lots of people that would wear that shirt.* So that gave me another idea which was to try to sell the shirt itself!* Which was a great idea because then I could just give the money to you to buy hot dogs for your humongous starving family that lives in a mall.** All for you TO! F.U.T.O! Yours Truly, Jeremy http://www.foryouto.com/pages/1/index.htm
TO is overrated and over-hyped anyway. He's a good WR, he's not the best and a man should honor his word (u signed a contract live with it). Absolutely a cancer for the eagles.
