This is definitely a show that needs a thread dedicated to it. Let me get the ball rolling with a few great moments: Jerry: So I see you're back to wearing the boxers. Kramer: Oh, I wouldn't go as far as that. Jerry: Briefs? Kramer: Wrong again. Jerry (to Elaine): Oh my God! Don't you see what's going on here? No boxers. No briefs. The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine! Kramer: I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it! Estelle: I go out for a quart of milk. I come home to find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park! Kramer (after the Tony Awards party): Jerry, I'm not letting you take me down off this high! I got to watch the sun come up at Liza's! Jerry: Minelli? Kramer: No.
Jerry: " *sigh* Ok, Kramer, what's it gonna take to get you to buy this van." ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
God, there are SO many... "Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." -- George ---- "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you have access to my dimentia?" - George to Jerry ---- "This really sticks in my craw." - Elaine ---- "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George ---- "First he de-gifted, then he RE-gifted." - Elaine ---- George: "There's relationship George and then there's independant George. Independant George is the George you know: coffee shop George, movie George, bawdy George, liar George." Jerry: "I love that George." George: "Me too and he's DYING! If relationship George walked through that door, he would KILL independant George. A George divided amongst itsself cannot stand." --- "SAY VANDELET INDUSTRIES!!!" - George --- Boss: "It's as if you have no business training whatsoever. I'm sorry, but there's no way we can keep you on." Kramer: "But I don't even work here." Boss: "That's what makes this so difficult." --- "It's chocalate. It's mint. It's very refreshing." - Kramer --- "No! Look away. I'm hideous." - Kramer --- George: "Get this. She says, 'I saw my old boyfriend last night, yadda, yadda, yadda. I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yadda, yadda sex?" Elaine: "I've yadda, yadda'ed sex." George: "You have." Elaine: "Yep. I met this nice lawyer, he took me out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, yadda, yadda, yadda, I never saw him again." Jerry: "But you yadda, yadda'ed the best part." Elaine: "Oh, I mentioned the bisque." --- "Like takin' candy from a baby." - Jackie Childs --- Too many re-runs! ------------------ And then, depression set in...
No soup !!! NO SOUP FOR YOU !!! DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
And you wanted to be my latex salesman... ...picture George face down on the ground with his pants around his ankles ------------------ Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills...
Toe-thumbs ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
"SHE'S BALD JERRY!" "Look to the cookie, Elaine!" ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
"whoops. I'm sorry. *snicker* I'm real sorry." ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
Elaine : "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things". ...dammit gr8-1, you ruined the string. ------------------ Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills... [This message has been edited by Dr of Dunk (edited April 15, 2001).]
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! ------------------- George: I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings. -------------------- Elaine: So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers? Kramer and Jerry: Apparently -------------------- ------------------ Karma happens.... Victoria Titans to win it all!
Cop: Turn to the left SuperFly Kramer: but I'm not a Pimp Rocket River The technocolor Dream coat was my fav episode. ------------------
Frank (to George): "Who's the suit?" George: "Dad, this is my boss, Mr. Kruger." Kruger (to Frank): "I find your belief system fascinating." Frank: "Have you seen the pole, Kruger?" Kruger (to Kramer): "Dr. Van Nostrand, right?" --- Kramer (to George, on why his girlfriend may have taken her top off at the beach): "Maybe she wanted to create a buzz--get some good word of mouth going." --- Kruger: "Oh damn. I locked my keys in my office again. Oh, well. I'm going home!"
In honor of last night's episode: "Jerry is a Nazi??" ------------------ O-da-lally, O-da-lally, Golly what a day.
Jerry: "It's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives." -------- Jackie Chiles: "Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement." -------- Jerry: "Mulva." ------------------ I'm about to boldly go where many men have gone before.
