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Jessica Simpson: They're real, and they're fabulous

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Aug 10, 2005.

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  1. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    A friend of a friend once said, "If I can touch them, they are real to me."

    :D

    Man, there is nothing I dislike on a woman than protruding bones from rail thinness. Yikes.
     
    #61 Jeff, Aug 11, 2005
  2. arno_ed

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    I actually do not think she is that hot, Her face is just not that pretty, and she is to skinny especially on that last picture.(and im not into blond)
    I also do not care if they are real or fake. Because she is not my girlfriend, the only person of which i would mind if they are fake, would be my girlfriend. i do not want a girlfriend with fake ones.
     
    #62 arno_ed, Aug 12, 2005
  3. tigermission1

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    Ditto
     
    #63 tigermission1, Aug 12, 2005
  4. MartianMan

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    how bout a thin woman with huge knockers?
     
    #64 MartianMan, Aug 12, 2005
  5. Isabel

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    Fake. :D
     
    #65 Isabel, Aug 12, 2005
  6. Lance Berkman

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    Too damn skinny. I like some meat on dem bones. ;)
     
    #66 Lance Berkman, Aug 12, 2005
  7. Davidoff

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    #67 Davidoff, Aug 12, 2005
  8. Austin70

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    They look nice like under clothing, but what if she has bad nipples. Like one is silver dollar sized and the other is dime sized, I need proof.
     
    #68 Austin70, Aug 12, 2005
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Bah, Simpson is so overrated. When I hear about a woman with some casaba melons on her, I immediately think about this woman:

    [​IMG]
     
    #69 Manny Ramirez, Aug 12, 2005
  10. SwoLy-D

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    :D EXACTLY. She's doing the LOHAN diet. ;) I hate skinny b****es. Someone throw her a frickin' bone, here...
     
    #70 SwoLy-D, Aug 12, 2005
  11. drapg

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    Guys, the camera caught her in an awkward position. She's just stretching.

    I look exactly the same when I stretch my torso, but you can't see my ribs much when i'm just standing normal.

    she's still hot and i'd hit it all night long!
     
    #71 drapg, Aug 12, 2005
  12. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    She's dumber than an icecube, but she's gorgeous and her boobs are real.

    Those of you who think they're fake don't have a clue about how much thought and money goes into women's fashion and undergarments to make those things look the way they do. Either that, or you're about as smart as she is.
     
    #72 Pole, Aug 12, 2005
  13. SwoLy-D

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    I don't mind the boobs, I don't mind the face... but please give her a sandwich... PLEASE...
     
    #73 SwoLy-D, Aug 12, 2005
  14. Austin70

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    A sandwich? Her body looks good, perk rack and nice legs, she doesn't look like a crack w**** like the Olson twins or Lindsey.
     
    #74 Austin70, Aug 12, 2005
  15. SwoLy-D

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    Face is OK, I will restate. You don't really believe she's SKINNY??? I submit exhibit A:
    [​IMG]
     
    #75 SwoLy-D, Aug 12, 2005
  16. Austin70

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    I don't think she is too skinny, looks to me like she is sucking it in.
     
    #76 Austin70, Aug 12, 2005
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