Who, what, where, when, why, how.... Mine is easy. When I was 19 pledging a fraternity up at Texas Tech....I had to drink an entire bottle of Night Train (really crappy wine or something) and puke before we left the lodge to go to a strip club. At the club they gave us like 5 or 6 shots (I lost count) I puked all night and all the following day. That afternoon we had to go back up to the lodge and clean up our own puke... I couldnt eat for days... ------------------ "Chucky who?" Charles Barkley
You can remember what you did to get your worst hangover? Must not have been a good one! ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is.
My old roommate and I killed a HUGE bottle of Jim Beam one night between the two of us. Our plan was to get smashed and play Street Fighter all night. We were successful, to say the least. I woke up on the bathroom floor about 6am with no recollection of going in there. I was hungover for about 2 full days, and I felt it for 3 days. ------------------ "I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy from getting on that plane." --Ozzy Osbourne on guitarist Randy Rhodes
I went to an office holiday party in 1990. I hadn't had anything to eat all day. After nibbling on some finger-food, I got into a tequila shooting contest with a group of co-workers. Many shots later, I decided to go home. Luckily, I rode with a friend who did the driving. The last thing I remembered was riding down the elevator in the office building. My friend said that on the way home I was hanging out the passenger side window yelling at every woman I saw on the street. I woke up the next morning naked on top of my ironing board that was laying flat on the floor. Unbelievably, I never blew chunks. I haven't had a single shot of tequila since that night. ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker [This message has been edited by RocketMan Tex (edited April 17, 2001).] [This message has been edited by RocketMan Tex (edited April 17, 2001).]
I was at a party deep into the evening drinking a bunch of different stuff, but mainly beer. Then I saw all the ingredients to make a perfect White Russian---except the only milk I could find was soy milk (and i think it had expried a couple days earlier). So I used it, and had a couple of White Russians and went to bed around 3:30. THe next morning I had to wake up around 7:30 to go with Ali and her mom to an antique show down in Rosenberg. I was already feeling like hell, but when we stopped at McDonalds drive through for breakfast I just couldnt take the smell and started throwing up. I vommited all the way down there and then spent the next 2 hours in the bathroom barfing some more. It was fun (AFTER IT WAS OVER), especially because by 2 oclock that afternoon I was feeling great. ------------------ Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
About a month ago I was, without a doubt, the drunkest I have ever been. I couldn't remember anything after 11pm or so. And this was on a Wednesday night! Thankfully I was with friends and didn't have to worry about driving myself home. My friends and I went to a bar where my neighbor worked in order to get "hooked up". All in all, I drank too much too fast! On the way home I proceeded to puke out the window that I forgot to roll down! Then I got out of the car at a stop light thinking I was home. Needless to say, I wasn't able to make it to class the following day. ------------------ "...just because a clever person can complicate the discussion about the truth doesn't necessarily mean he or she is making any progress in finding it."
Man, Tex, that is some funny stuff! An ironing board? LOL! I guess I've only been really sick a few times, but one time that really sucked was when I drank a bottle of Cisco before going to see White Zombie play at a club in Austin my freshman year at UT. Needless to say, I had to miss Zombie. ------------------ "It's like saying there isn't enough offense in football, so let's go to three downs." --Rudy T on zone defenses in the NBA
Hey JZ, what about the time in hs when we drove home from the woodlands with you puking out the side of my car? It was nasty. I had vomit all over my car and had to tell my parents that someone egged it. The next morning I ran into JZ at the car wash. hahahaha ------------------ Just four left.
A few minutes ago, I realized that this Rockets' season is over, and that there will be no more Rocket-ball for nearly seven months! I feel weak in the knees, and I've been puking all over the place for an hour. My head is aching. Aw man, it does not feel good... ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan. Protrolls.com!
Yup. An ironing board. I think I was trying to get undressed for bed and just passed out in the wrong spot. Needless to say I had to purchase a new ironing board that weekend because the one I passed out onto had twisted and bent metal legs after the hangover evening and was hopelessly unusable. I may be relatively thin, but I ain't skinny! ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
Hey Drewdog... Were you pledging Delta Tau Delta, by chance? ------------------ "I never did like that "Dr. Stupid""-Monty Burns
Fatty Fat Fat: Nope but they got hazed worse than we did. They had to do homework for the "actives" I pledged Sigma Phi Epsilon (Sig Ep) (but didnt show up for hell week or initiation, because I came to the realization that real friends arent bought) ------------------ "Chucky who?" Charles Barkley
Hey Drewdog: Just Curious. Our "big brother" day involved exactly what you were talking about. When were you there? I was a Delt from '92-'96 and was the Social Chairman in '95. I think I even set up a Quad with y'all that semester, but I could be wrong! (Damn lot of drinking back then.) ------------------ "I never did like that "Dr. Stupid""-Monty Burns
Oh, just saw that you didn't finish. I know a lot of people had that misconception, but it was a really great time, and, believe me, friends weren't bought. (I hated a lot of the guys in mine) It was just something that brought a lot of people together to go drinking, and have a good time. And BTW, the amount of women you got to meet were worth the dues alone! (Although I still owe them my dues from the last year! ------------------ "I never did like that "Dr. Stupid""-Monty Burns
Let me lead you to the leaglize prostitution thread http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/003592.html (sarcasm) ------------------ Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Oh yeah thats right I think we did have one or two quads at the Delt house (which from what I remember was leaking from the rain) I pledged in the Spring of 1995 ------------------ "Chucky who?" Charles Barkley
I am not the type to get hung over. if I am hung over it means that several laws were broken the night before. Well since I have stolen a car once, and I have also woken up next to strangers in strange places and lost whole days of my College experience, Yes I have some hangover stories. i feel like I might be the craziest drunk here though. since it is my past I will share some of it with you. the time I stole the car story I already posted in "what was the worst thing you ever did" therad. my first hangover/first time ever drunk story involved a bottle of Bacardi 151. senior year of HS litre of 151, my buddy brought the bottle to a beach party after some school event. everyone arived at 11:00 I started drinking streight from the bottle. my friend made a rum and coke. sure it tasted nasty, but i didnt real.ize the possible effects, so it was just warm in my throught. I kept sluging out of the bottle for another 20 mins or so and wasnt feeling it a bit)because it takes about 30 mins for alcohol to hit you at that point about 1/3 of a litre was in my stomach and my friend was pouring his 2nd rum/coke. the last think I remember was standing infront of Merideth Gurney talking in a circle of 5 or so people and she was asking mwe if I was drunk. I saw the parking lot rushing up at me as I fell flat on my face(on blacktop) apparently after that I was running around like a maniack anf kept dringing. by all accounts I drank more than half a litre. I kept passing out and falling down, but not puking. I was also apparently trying by best to get laid. but at that point the best I could do was ask every, and i mean EVERY chick there to *** me. hehe damn I embarassed when people told me what I was saying. at aroung 4 am i was scouped off the beach and brought home. I started puking on the way home. my dad and brother and friend caried me in the house, my mom stayed by my side till noon the next day(good mom[sorry mom]) I should have gone to the hospital, but ai somehow survived. I began to sober up around dinner time, and was just a little drunk when i went to sleep that night. I called my girlfrind(the ONLY thing I remember from the next day) and told her that she was gonna hear alot of things about me, and they were probably all true. actually i remember drinking cranberry juce also that day, and when it came back up, it was still yummy, but warm. I decided it was better than drinking water and puking that up. so as I awoke on day 3 i was pretty sober, but still absolutely whipped. I was able to drink liquids, but still puked every once in a while. I actually ate soup for dinner, and about 3 hours after that had more food before bed. on day 4 I finally left the houst. It was a school day and I was still hung over. This was the most embarassing day of my life. hearing all the things I did. starting every conversation with, "Sorry for the way I cated the other nuight, I hope yo can forgive me" after what was usually a yes, accompanied with a dirty look i would than say "so what did I do any way?, no seriously, I dont remember anything after 11:30" well It is well behind me, but it is still brought up by some people. usually still about twice a year. and yes theis is 7 years after that, My senior year of High school hope I entertained you PEACE ------------------ Hanta-Force Paintball www.hanta-force.com
OMG I've got tears in my eyes! LOLOLOLOL!!! ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is.
