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Wife wants to cuddle, Husband says DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

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  1. LonghornFan

    LonghornFan Member

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    How sick is this?

    ESPN.com article.

    Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports- Associated Press


    PANAMA CITY, Fla.     -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

    Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

    "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

    Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

    He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

    Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
     
    #1 LonghornFan, Aug 4, 2005
  2. SupermanSK

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    I guess his team lost that night!
     
    #2 SupermanSK, Aug 4, 2005
  3. drapg

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    Justified.
     
    #3 drapg, Aug 4, 2005
  4. RocketMan Tex

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    I think we need to guess the sport in question.

    My vote goes to NASCAR.
     
    #4 RocketMan Tex, Aug 4, 2005
  5. wnes

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    My guess is pro wrestling.
     
    #5 wnes, Aug 4, 2005
  6. LonghornFan

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    So it's not bad that I let out a light chuckle and a fist pump while reading the article for the first time?


    Sweet.
     
    #6 LonghornFan, Aug 4, 2005
  7. Sishir Chang

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    No offense to posters in the Sunshine State but doesn't it seem like a lot of crazy stuff has been happening in Florida in the past few years?
     
    #7 Sishir Chang, Aug 4, 2005
  8. RocketMan Tex

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    Look at who the governor is.....
     
    #8 RocketMan Tex, Aug 4, 2005
  9. ROXTXIA

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    We can assume it wasn't golf on TV.

    "No, Tiger...!!! NO!! I HAVE MONEY ON YOU!....(get off me, b!tch!)....I SAID, get OFF me...."

    On second thought, this isn't funny. That's one seriously messed-up dude.
     
    #9 ROXTXIA, Aug 4, 2005
  10. moestavern19

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    Yeah thats... relevent.
     
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  11. SWTsig

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    but i cant stop laughing to myself..... i mean, it's sad, but.....
     
    #11 SWTsig, Aug 4, 2005
  12. Rocketman95

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    I agree. If your state hasn't fallen into the ocean yet, then it's irrelevant who the governor is. :D
     
    #12 Rocketman95, Aug 4, 2005
  13. moestavern19

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    Maybe I'm off base here. I mean ever since Arnold became Gov. i've had this strong urge to start fondling bank tellers. :confused:

    who knows.
     
    #13 moestavern19, Aug 4, 2005
  14. HOOP-T

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    WELL NO $HIT.

    I am starting to have a general lack of faith in the goodness of humanity. What drives people to do such senseless, ridiculous and cruel acts.
     
    #14 HOOP-T, Aug 4, 2005
  15. Behad

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    I showed this thread to my wife, then set a claw hammer on the night stand next to the bed.
     
    #15 Behad, Aug 4, 2005
  16. HOOP-T

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    No more cuddling in the Behad household. :eek:
     
    #16 HOOP-T, Aug 4, 2005
  17. wnes

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    Any gals attempting to do that will be Beheaded. :p
     
    #17 wnes, Aug 4, 2005
  18. coma

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    At which point, she reminded Behad that without sex, the claw hammer doesn't even come into the picture. ;)
     
    #18 coma, Aug 4, 2005
  19. Rockets2K

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    If I had to put money on who would come out on top in a Behad and Mrs Behad tussle...I would predict the Sarge loses in the first. :p

    Im also willing to bet that urge was there *before* Ahnold became gov. "D
     
    #19 Rockets2K, Aug 4, 2005
  20. rrj_gamz

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    My guess is bass fishing...
     
    #20 rrj_gamz, Aug 5, 2005
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