The weight gain for the president has been noticeable ever since he proclaimed, "I'm gonna keep eatin till them Chiiineese give us that plane back. Gandhi did the same thing in India." ------------------ Whitey will pay.
"This here Prez-uh-dentureacy shore is givin' me some bad heartburn. That and the pork and cheeze-whiz burrito I had for lunch. Hey, any of y'all got a my-at-lanta?" ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
Wow, this bubble gum is great, this is a full course meal, wait, here comes dessert, yum, I think its Blueberry pie, oh my, It is blueberry pie! I'm growing bigger and bigger and bigger. I'm a blueberry! Help! I'm turning Blue. Schnozberries? Who ever heard of a schnozberry? ------------------ humble, but hungry.
OK. I'm ready! I still think it's silly, but Gore said it would be a great strategy, and that we'd all laugh about it when it's over. Press is all here. Working up my courage now. Took off my pants in the helicopter, and now I'm opening my coat... ------------------ Stay Cool...
"Heartburn? Tums tums tums tums tums!" ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
"I'm a stupid-head." ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan.
poopy! ------------------ Note: It was my cowhead. I started the cowhead craze, and my cowhead inspired Mooch to step up and bring us a victory. Thank you for your time.
Damn you sweet and sour pork why do you keep repeating on me??? ------------------ "Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night
"This hand in shirt thing worked for Neopalitin" DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
Man! I knew I shouldn't have done that last line. Ok, George, calm down and keep it together. Just breathe. Inhale. Exhale..... ------------------
