Ok, I just saw the new episode where Stewie does this (twice btw) and it was hilarious. It's like he does it in one breath. I can't really describe it, you just have to see it.
Stewie: What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!
Brian: "Gosh, I'd like to help you, Peter, but I've got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes." Chris: "Where do you think you go when you die?" Sam: "I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come." Chris: "UPN?" Stewie: "God, all this work keeping people from having sex, now i know how the Catholic church feels!" Stewie: "I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug." Brian: "I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim." Lois: "Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different." Stewie: "Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells." Diane Simmons: "Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case." Tom Tucker: "Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a b****. Diane." Peter: "Lois, my penis belongs on stage!" Stewie [reading the Bible]: "My, my. What a thumping good read! Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh." Stewie: "You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."
One of the funniest moments in Family Guy history in my opinion, and thats saying alot. I've seen that clip over 15 times and I still laugh so hard I cry.
Am...am I supposed to draw the penis? Am I...am I supposed to sculpt the penis? Should...should I conduct with my penis?
Stewie: "My, so it's that easy to win you over? Consider yourselves lucky I'm not after your GULLYHOLES."
We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels, somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock, but it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.
Does anyone know the lyrics to the AIDS song? You've got AIDS, not HIV, but full blown AIDS...I wish it was something less serious. --- Kid: Silly rabbit Trix are for kids. Rabbit: YOU SHARE!!!
I'm ca ca for coo coo puffs! Louis, a boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Holy Crip, it's a crapple! Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOPs! Big shock! A jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside. Stewie: And no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. Stewie: Someone must've told a funny because your mother's in stiches. Ha! I'll leave you to grieve. Peter: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter thru the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin. Brian: Can I buy some pot from you?
This is not a quote but it is one of my favorite parts of this season so far. http://www.alldumb.com/item/12706/
And that's what got me to change the channel. I don't understand why that's funny. Family Guy is funny when it's clever and random, not when they try to out-gross South Park.
Let me try to explain it. See, having a contest where the contestants ingest Ipecac (a drug used to induce vomiting) is humorous because of it's stupidity and absurdity. What kind of moron would do such a thing? It is very illogical indeed! The prize for being the final to barf is the last piece of pie in the fridge. Now that is also in a humorous vein on account of the prize being so modest and unworthy of the task required to obtain. After they first take the drug nothing happens, the imbeciles still have no idea what they are in for. Then an instant, the drug's effects begin, purging their bodies of food. The puking begins, and how! Each one of the simpleton contestants throws up continuously. The perpetual regurgitating becomes violent, painful and obviously very regrettable. The half-wits attempts to engage in a sporting and adventurous contest have backfired ending with dreadful consequences. It is stupidity combined with slapstick. Classic comedy. PS. If you didn't like Strangers with Candy, you have no sense of humor and never will.
Yes, I know what the circumstances were. And if they had cut it before the mass vomiting, it would have remained funny, because the joke was obvious and understood. Instead, they crossed the line to South Park-like grossness with the scene continuing and becoming something for 3 year olds to laugh at "ooh mommy, look at the yucky stuff!" If you DID like Strangers with Candy, you should seek immediate help for your crack addiction.
