I mean beside Clutch! I was at work yesterday morning and called my wife early. I told her to look out the kitchen window and you could see where someone had smashed a window and stole some stuff out of our van. She freaked! She went running out there (she had just gotten out of the shower and was barely dressed) to look. The neighbors were outside and saw her. She had the portable phone with her and screamed at me when she realized what had happened. I could even hear the neighbors laughing! Remember, I told her to look out the window. She made it funnier by going outside! I love you, baby! ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
I'm wondering if she has filed the restraining order yet! ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
Oh man yesterday was quality. Any of my bball friends, I said MJ was coming back with barkley next year. A lot of them were "crazai!!!!" until of course I said april fools and they threatened to jump me. For a couple of boy-crazy girls and girl-crazy guys I said I got lucky with a girl that nite. They gave me a big ass lecture on STDs and pregnancy...hilarious. For my boy band crazy girl friends, I said that Backstreet Boys, N Sync, and 98 were breaking up becuase they were satisfied with all the money they made and were settling down. Boy were they crying and all depressed. And what was suppose to be the most massive one of all...I was asked a girl to prom...Julia Hsu(The Rush Hour girl), but she didn't think I was serious and rejected me...so I didn't get a chance to say April Fools. I mite be serious and go with to prom, since she is hella fine. ------------------ March Madness Coverage! Draftsource.net
I told my mom that I had enlisted in the Marine Corps. I said I was dropping out of school and was headed of to Paris Island the next day. That got me a good five minutes of hysteria. ------------------ "We messed with the Bull, and we got the horns." -- Larry Brown "quote" from AirBullard.com
That was a good one! I tried that last year, and my mom said just what you would expect a mom to say: "You're 37, they won't take you." I hope you got a better laugh than I did. ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
I told my Mom (Vikings Fan) Randy Moss had been traded to the Packers Then I told my mom , my (tight-wad) Stepdad said We're all going out to Red Lobster . She bit on both of these , I couldnt believe it , she normally isnt very gullible . ------------------ "Eat your kids, play with your dinner and join the chat" - Dr of Dunk gives a public sevice announcement at the request of Mike Tyson .
There was a girl that I met last Summer that I had a fairly big crush on. We have been e-mailing eachother off and on for a while. Long story short, I told her how I felt about her, but she wasn't interested. We've remained good friends, though. Yesterday I emailed her, but wrote the message as if it had been intended for a mutual friend of ours and I had accidentally sent it to her(something that had really happened recently). BTW, this girl lives in Seattle. In the message I apologize to my friend that I hadn't written in a while, but that I thought he would understand. I then say that "the drive to Washington was tiring", and that I was able to find a place to live "not too far from her". I went on to say that simply "following her around" had turned out to be "quite dull", and that I planned on approaching her the next day. I then said that she had to say yes, or I had figured out a way for us to "be together forever". I then signed it by saying, "By the way, April Fools, (her name)". And then went on with a normal e-mail. I haven't heard from her since I sent it yesterday morning. I wonder if she got all of the way through it. ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." Douglas Adams
Homer Simpson was the best when he put Police Tape around Ned Flanders home. ------------------ humble, but hungry.
