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What the NBA has offered Jordan to return...

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by RunninRaven, Jul 26, 2001.

  1. RunninRaven

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    This is from the Onion, and I found it to be quite hilarious. Give it a look. [​IMG]

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3725/infograph_3725.html

    Thoughts? [​IMG]

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  2. finalsbound

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    oh my that is funny

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  3. DEANBCURTIS

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    Funny thing is if it were made it would probably gross 100+ million.

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  4. fadeaway

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    Three or four of those are probably true.

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    I like the one about changing sports mid-game. [​IMG]

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  6. rimbaud

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    Permission to kill a man, just for fun, before every game.

    Yes, I would say that that is funny.

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  7. Wakko67

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    The one about dribbling is.

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