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[Joke] Rockets may have found their starting PF

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Hottoddie, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. Hottoddie

    Hottoddie Member

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    He's huge & built like a rock. Rumor has it, once he establishes position in the paint, no one can move him. Not even Shaq. Reportedly, he can bench press 90 tons & is very agile/athletic for his size. He has good speed & very good endurance. It seems to me that the Rockets have finally found someone to protect Yao. I dare Josh Howard to hack Yao now. :D

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  2. MFW2310

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    What the hell?
     
  3. danielf

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    This thread managed the distinction of being listed as being viewed once (my guess is that this isnt updated immediately) and already been rated as 1 star.
     
  4. rockets-#1

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    Okayyyy.....


    Well, just like all other free agents, he'll ask for at least $30 more million then he's worth. Like Swift who averaged 9 and 5 seeking what, 40, 50 mil? The contracts last summer were disgusting and r****ded. Okur, Cardinal, and all those non-talents getting contracts all over 30 million - dumb.
     
  5. TigerBait

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    Dont feed the fire. Please.
     
  6. Hottoddie

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    It's a parody on all the PF threads in the GARM. In other words, for the slow people around here, it's a joke . I guess some people are too cool to laugh once in a while.
     
  7. JuanValdez

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    I'm too cool to laugh at this thread.
     
  8. don grahamleone

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    Parody is usually funny. Even if it was the intention in this case, it wasn't the result IMO.
     
  9. Puedlfor

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    It's another case of off-season-itis. Tag 'em and bag 'em.
     
  10. danielf

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    its now up to 173 views and 2 stars.
     
  11. GermanRoxFan

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    Worst thread I've seen in a while... :confused:
     
  12. danielf

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    I think its the kind of "enforcer" PF we need. Worried he will foul out in the 1st quarter.

    Still, probably more brains than Danny Fortson.
     
  13. danielf

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    perhaps thanks to my comments, back down to 1 star again. :cool:
     
  14. Preston27

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    You don't bulk up that fast overnight without steroids.

    No thanks.
     
  15. danielf

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    and up to two.
    Heavy voting...
     
  16. Clutch

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    You can see why he went undrafted though.

    - Bit of a tweener at, what ... 5-foot-6?
    - No length ... has the wingspan of a teletubbie.
    - Very mechanical ... tested poorly at the Chicago combine.
    - Stone hands.
    - Under a rape investigation after feeding a girl "rock candy" and a milkshake.
     
  17. Hottoddie

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    Do you have a link backing up all these allegations? :D
     
  18. jopatmc

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    So, Marcel Lampe has been taking steroids????
     
  19. Clutch

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    Do I need one? Why else would he have dropped like a rock (rimshot) in the draft?
     
  20. danielf

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    now we have clutch.. I predict 4 stars in no time.

     

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