"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." Douglas Adams
"I used to snort this much cocaine a night." ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
Try as he might, little Georgie could not make the correct sign for the letter "W." Every time he did it wrong, a large "W" was flashed on the screen and Georgie received an electrical shock. ------------------ Whitey will pay.
President Bush was exposed as a fraud earlier Monday morning when he used his trademark "letter out of the air" magical power. Apparently, as he attempted to conjure up the letter "W", the letter appeared higher and larger than where his hands were, suggesting some sort of projector, perhaps w/ Recombinant DNA technology. Democrats on the hill were outraged. Senator Barney Frank was furious, "This thort of thicanery is disthturbing. It thows a complete lack ophf moral and fffamily valouths". Former Vice President Al Gore was hesitant to mention the election but he did suggest that there could be a Supreme Court challenge. "I'm not saying that he used this projector, or this uhh.. magical power, I'm not saying that at all. But, but it does show that he could have used a... a magical power projector, or some sort of criminal device to show my name above his ballot hole". The White House offered no comment. ------------------ (===)
"It only takes a brain this big to get elected President of the United States...as long as you've got the Supreme Court bought-off!" ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
The stack of bills to each Supreme Court justice was about this high. All hundreds! ------------------ www.swirve.com...The reason Al Gore invented the internet.
"Duuuuuuh! My name is George W Bush! I'm a stupid-head! Duuuuuuuuuh!" There we go, its in the right thread now. ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan.
On the whole Policy thing, about this much of it was true ------------------ "Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night
"Those demo-crates, I squorsh them all with my fingers"! ------------------ Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.
This is about how much, you, the 'merican tax payer will receive from my new tax cut! You get this much and all my rich buddies get alot more!
I think this is a favorite gesture of dubya. I have a couple of pictures of him doing this! Lets run wild with little captions! hehe
