I have turned 21 today. Perhaps I'll sip some Chardonnay from my refrigerator. Or perhaps I'll go to a strip club and fondle attractive naked women while they take my money. The possibilities are endless!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, One step closer to old age and death. Time is getting away from you, are you really doing all you can? Nah! go get drunk and stupid.
Does he absolutely have to get drunk AND stupid? Can't he just get STUPID? Why does he need alcohol? Not very wisely said, my man... Mr. Tom Cruise would be in disagreement with you...
Be safe - hang out with friends who will be designated drivers and who you trust to take care of you. When you've arranged that, go get sh**faced. It's your time.
Happy birthday! Keep us posted on what you decided to do... after you've recovered. (maybe, like, Wednesday?)
Have fun man. My 21st was insane, it certainly wasn't a night I want/can remember. Be safe, and have a blast!
I suggest after getting wasted that you go and relieve yourself all over Uprising's stuff in his room. You never know; you might become engaged to his sister.