And then grandpa joked "**** the squash, let's go play w/ the fuzzy plants again!". ------------------ "We've never been very comfortable with praising ourselves, but we're so proud of our new album, The Great Eastern, that we've got no problem telling people it's an absolutely fantastic record." EMMA POLLOCK of the delgados.
Guy on the Right... "Hellfire! They shore don't call it the Fart Plant fer nothin', now do they!" ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
NBA drug investigators Tom and Dave locate Webbers secret stash. ------------------ humble, but hungry.
Drew Carey show 2050 ------------------ "Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night
LOL Smeg. You've won hands down... nothing else can top it. ------------------ "We've never been very comfortable with praising ourselves, but we're so proud of our new album, The Great Eastern, that we've got no problem telling people it's an absolutely fantastic record." EMMA POLLOCK of the delgados.
LOL! Damn Smeg after months of posting, you finally nailed one. ------------------ "I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.
Jeff, you gotta give us something better to work with than this....this one was tough.... ------------------ humble, but hungry.
PSJ, That was easy ------------------ "Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night
The world's foremost impersonator of Ray Romano's father on the hit show "verybody Loves Raymond" buys a flower. ------------------ "all your base are belong to us!" "you have no chance to survive make your time!"
Guy on right: "You drug me out here fer this?! You got a big fancy greenhouse and this is the best you can do?! Why back in my day on the farm, we could grow plants like this in a single day. Why, we'd walk up hill for 3 hours in the snow just to get to the flower garden. And we liked it! Di I ever tell you about the time old Jebadiah and myself invented these here plants? Have a seat sonny and I'll tell you....." ------------------
