DUKE DUKE DUKE hopes this POEM gets a better GRADE than the F my first poem got!!! Let DUKE know what you think, IT IS DUE Monday! Summer Camp One year DUKE went to summer camp He was almost a man And DUKE was like most boys that age Obssesed with the BEARDED CLAM The problem for the DUKE DUKE DUKE Was even though he was randy It was an all boys camp you see There were no womens handy But DUKE's friend BRETT he saved the day And told DUKE of "THE BOX" A magic toy that served us all By getting off our ROCKS DUKE loved the Box and visited As often as he could Morning noon night and day It made DUKE feel SO GOOD But one day BRETT said something strange That left DUKE TERRIFIED "Glad you like the BOX, Lhutz Remember, Tuesday is YOUR day inside!" ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Boo! Boo! Thanks copied from an old Sailor joke . ------------------ President of the Rockets/Raiders Fan Club
Plagerizing will only get you expelled DUKEY! I wouldn't turn that one in if I were you. ------------------ "I've been licking this carpet for hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!"
They will kick you out of the class after that one ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin
is this based on a true Hutzie story? ------------------ I am so exasperated that I could expectorate.
YES it is true!! ! DUKE wrote this poem for his potry class!! DUKE DID NOT PLAYGARIZE nothing! Plop plop fizz fizz OH what a relef DUKE is!!! DRUMSTICK pancake egg roll beer All for the Cougars STAND UP AND CHEER ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
From DUKE's greatest hits. ------------------ "We messed with the Bull, and we got the horns." -- Larry Brown "quote" from AirBullard.com
