This looks like an old pic but what the hell is Mo Pete doing? I guess this could be a caption game or whatever.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you But I have to charge
Pic aside, is there a more uninteresting player in the NBA? At least crappy players have the unintentional humor thing going with them. Mo Pete is just ... there. Blah.
"you don't have to be naked to dance like a stripper. just wiggle that tail like your name is flipper. do it like a dolphin on top of the water. take it down to ground and pop it harder."