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[YOU DECIDE!] Clutch Basketball Team Names?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mogrod, Jun 6, 2005.

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  1. mogrod

    mogrod Member

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    OK, guys and gals, we need your help!

    We have put together two teams to enroll and run in a basketball league this summer. All players of both teams are members of this board. Well, just about all.

    But, we are having trouble coming up with a name for either team.

    This is where YOU come in!

    I started this thread so that the fine folks of the BBS can give us a good amount of suggestions for both teams we have.

    We will then choose the top names we like and start a poll so that the board can vote on what names we enroll as.

    So, basically, THE BBS CHOOSES AND DECIDES WHAT TEAM NAMES WE PLAY AS!

    I figured, since the rosters are made up mostly by members, everyone can get involved as well. So, if the board decides(votes) that one of the teams goes by the team name 'Smurf Boogers", that's what we do.

    Thanks to all that help!
     
  2. chuichuitrain

    chuichuitrain Member

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    Sura Faints

    vs.

    The Machine


    Let the games begin!
     
  3. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

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    "cf.net is for the children"

    kinda long, but that's ok.
     
  4. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    hmmm


    The Big Red Machine (not a ripoff of any famous sports team)

    Cream of the Crop

    Team America

    Clutch Fans (bit obvious I guess, lol)

    Clutch City
     
  5. ipaman

    ipaman Member

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    "Kiss Of Death"

    or my favorite "Dallas Sucks"
     
  6. Yao Wink

    Yao Wink Member

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    F.O.C. (Fans of Clutch)

    ... not meant to be a rip-off of a popular teen TV show, but more of a sound it out type of acronym.

    Then if we wanted to go down the road of "Meet the Parents" we could call ourselves the F.O.C.'ers.
     
  7. thadeus

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    The Tainted Souls of Idle Children VS. Dribbling Jesus and the 12 Crocodile Handbags.
     
  8. superden

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    slow but weak!

    that was the IM name of my team... we sucked. haha
     
  9. mr_gootan

    mr_gootan Member

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    CF Ride Riders
    CF T-McBaggers
    CF Apocolypse Yao
     
  10. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    How bout....

    The Crimson Permane.......huh?

    oh yea...basketball...right.

    how bout

    Clutch
    and
    Double Clutch

    :)
     
  11. xcharged

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    F*ck Yeah...
     
  12. DanHiggsBeard

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  13. droxford

    droxford Member

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    Make it something appropriate for Houston, like:

    The Skeeters
    The Bayou City Corpses
    The Smog
    The Gridlock
     
  14. plcmts17

    plcmts17 Member

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    Trade Rumours
    The Trolls
    The RFO's (Rocket Fans Only)
    Buck's Johnson
    The Houston Rockets Preservation Society
    The Floppers
    The Sex Mutombo's

    From the name Jeff's band thread. One of the choices I gave that wasn't used, much to my dismay, Chocha Loving Vatos. Has nothing to with basketball, but hell you need a name right?
     
  15. Gummi Clutch

    Gummi Clutch Member

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    The "Mike's"
    The Pornstar Daters
    The YOFs
    The Dreamers
    Its That Time of the Year
    Clutch BBS Ballers
    The Pocket Rockets

    and my personal favorite...

    Van Gundys Worst Nightmare :D
     
  16. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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  17. Davidoff

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    Nowitzki

    So IF you choke you can blame it on the name...:p
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    [Machine GUN stops...] Gary?
     
  19. BiGGieStuFF

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    Some of these are hilarious. Don't know which to choose hehehe. Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
     
  20. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    DUKES ALL-SATRS

    or

    maybe, maybe no

    or

    roydelton's sheeploving allstars

    or

    The Clique
     

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