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HEY what are all you Rockets fans doing this WEEK END!?!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Mar 3, 2000.

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  1. LHutz

    LHutz Member

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    Duke can't wait for the weekend!! DUKE has a date, this is my first date since my exwife that ho split!!

    DUKE met a cyber woman on the INNERNET!! I met her on the Weight Watchers chat room, and DUKE figures she has to be a hot babe and you know why!!

    Huh?

    Right.

    Any chicken that WATCHES her WEIGHT takes care ofherself! Wooooo, DUKE can't wait!!!

    We are going to the China Food Buffet Stop, she said you can eat LOTS of food cheap! It is nice ofher to be thinking of the DUKE's progidigous appetite!

    DUKE will keep you posted on how THE BIG DATE goes and if you see my exwife the HO tell her DUKE is scoring like Matt Bullerd against the CLIPPS!

    DUKE DUKE DUKE!!
     
    #1 LHutz, Mar 3, 2000
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    I'll be sacrificing a pig to the memory of Thomas Hamilton while humming Beach Boys songs. I'm inviting friends over to join me. Wanna join me? What's your ex-wife's #? *cough*

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    #2 Dr of Dunk, Mar 3, 2000
  3. R0ckets03

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    hehehehe
     
    #3 R0ckets03, Mar 4, 2000
  4. Calvin23

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    How did it go DUKE? Calvin23 is curios.
     
    #4 Calvin23, Mar 5, 2000
  5. BobFinn*

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    You mean curryus, don't you? [​IMG]

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  6. Calvin23

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    actually, i meant i amcurious
     
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  7. LHutz Fan

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    DUKE DOUKE DOOK!!!!
     
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  8. Clutch

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    "she would just stop chewing for a minute and look at me with her good yellow eye and then stard eating again"

    I don't remember anything after reading that line. I passed out from the laughter. So when is the next "columm" Hutz?
     
    #8 Clutch, Mar 6, 2000
  9. BobFinn*

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    Thanks Hutz, I needed a good laugh. (hope I didn't break my rib) [​IMG]

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    #9 BobFinn*, Mar 6, 2000
  10. LHutz

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    Wooooo, DUKE is not a happy man!! After that herrible date DUKE is really thinking of going celibete, NO MORE NOOKY FOR THE DUKEE!!!

    It started off OKDOKEY, I only got lost two times trying to find the women's apratment. Stupid road signs, they didn't have ANY AROWS on them, so when DUKE's date wrote "Turn left at Glenpaddle Lane" what was DUKE supposed to do?!??! Which one is LEFT?!?!

    Well DUKE got that straighted out, only to find out that my WOMAN was all that and a big bag of CADDLE FEED, HOOOO boy she was a biggun. DUKE was begining to suspect that this woman was NOT as decidated to WEIGHT WACHERS as she seemed on the INNERNET. She had a eye patch too, scary! LIKE A PIRETE!!!

    So we went to the China Food Bufet Shop and I thought she was making a ha ha joke when she asked if she could sit AT the bufet. Sadly DUKE was way mistaken. But they would not let her.

    Then she sit down and brought out her own sliverware, HUGE FORK and big spoon. DUKE was trying not to stare, that is rude, but I was looking to see if she was going to stop to CHEW her food!!!!

    The answer was not really!!!!

    You know what was really bad.

    Huh?

    Right.

    She kept calling me LINEL, not DUKE! I tode her many times, "You will call me the DUKE OF TRUTH!!!" and she would just stop chewing for a minute and look at me with her good yellow eye and then stard eating again.

    Well we were sopposed to see a movie after the meal but she ate and ate so long that the movie was long gone by when she finished. And the China people were aksing us when we would leave?!! Well I did not know what to tell them so I said "DUKE HAS to GO TO THE MAN'S ROOM!"

    Then I duked out the back door and I didn't not go back. Screw that ho, DUKE made his excape!!!

    DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF LONELY, LONELY LONELY!!!
     
    #10 LHutz, Mar 7, 2000
  11. rock

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    LOL

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  12. Behad

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    You waited a whole year to say that?



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    #12 Behad, Mar 2, 2001
  13. Steve_Francis_rules

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    I got two words for you: Carolina - Duke.
    Go Tar Heels!

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    #13 Steve_Francis_rules, Mar 3, 2001
  14. Timing

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    LOL!

    What an imaginanation! [​IMG]

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    This thread is the fifth time I read it today, and I've had to wipe the tears from my eyes 'cause it is so DAMN funny!! In fact, funniest thread I've read in years!!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] !!!!

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    #15 bcdjad, Mar 3, 2001
  16. DaDakota

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    Hutz,

    You are a rare treat.

    DaDakota

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    http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/011403.html
     
    #16 DaDakota, Mar 3, 2001
  17. Dr of Dunk

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    It's amazing how this thread resurfaced exactly 1 year after it was originally posted. Is it an omen? Yeah, I know it resurfaced because somebody referred to it in another thread, but still... spooooky... LHutz is the Anti-Christ!!!!

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  18. haven

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    hehe... someone should offer that guy a job [​IMG]. Come on... he's SO much more funny than most of the people you see on Comedy Central.

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    #18 haven, Mar 3, 2001
  19. Almu

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    If you think that was funny, you haven't been here long enough. This is about a 7 on a scale of 1-10. LHutz has a couple of classic posts that if you read them, you will PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in your Underoos. [​IMG]

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    #19 Almu, Mar 3, 2001
  20. DarkHorse

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    Maybe it's a mistake to point out logical inconsistancies with Hutz... [​IMG]

    But did she have a change of heart maybe? Why did she decide to start chewing? Will LHutz ever find true love? So many questions...


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    #20 DarkHorse, Mar 3, 2001
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